:(
( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Oh my.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

haha
i love those unfortunate advert screen shots
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

LOLVERTISING

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

haha

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Beauty.
Tegans gran just turned to her uncle and instead of asking if he wanted toast on (as in: put in the toaster). She asked "Do you want toast off?".

Oh dear...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

its a toast off
FIGHT
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Say it out loud.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Has it all degraded into an incestuous orgy?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I hope not.
I'm not there :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Then how do you know?
You whore.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

I got frantic texts from Tegans mum and the uncle.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Are they really that easily amused?
You need to get out of Fraserburgh fast.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Fucking tell me about it.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

And?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

This

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6201545
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

I still don't get it

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Do you want tossed off.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

your accent is shit
it doesn't even sound like that!
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Right. Phone number. Now.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

hahaahah!
Like I'm daft enough to give you my mobile number!
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I promise to only send one nude picture.
an hour.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

ah well seeing it's nude pictures
it's 07727.....fuck off.

Sorry, that was rather nasty of me. Don't stop giving me roses ;o)
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Only roses you're getting are dead ones.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

nuke the site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

i dont get it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Do you want toast off?
Say it in a Scottish accent if that helps.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Tenous at best.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I suppose it's easier in the accent.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

It's still not funny.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

its maffers

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

:(
Et tu Rosie?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

True.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Poor maffy waffy :(

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hold me broady.
I only tried to share an anecdote. I didn't expect it to turn into an angry, maffers bashing, mob.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

She turned to her son and asked if he wanted tossed off.
If Noits mum did that you wouldn't even giggle?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Yeah, except she didn't say that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

*sigh*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toast%20off
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

ARGH!!!
:S
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I very nearly called you a nonce, but then I saw that you're Jobe, not Jenk.
I should pay more attention.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Thanks.

( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

awesome,
apparently, air france now do flights to the titanic
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

ohhh dear
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

JOBE JOBE JOBE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Not as cute as you, that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I know.
That site should be dedicated to me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

And we have a winner!

( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

i've seen so many otters in the wild now i'm sick of them

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Say it ain't so!

( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

i saw more otters mooching around when i was in france than rats, and they scare the fish i''m aiming to catch

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

squeak!
:D
( spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Oh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)