i work for royal mail
what seems to be the problem?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

is it true you use horses to sort the mail?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

DAILY FLUFF
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190772/What-squeak-Daring-mouse-whos-boss-scares-leopard-steals-lunch.html
( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

haha
that's ace
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

thanks supermatt, I don't need fluffing at the moment
but it's very hospitable of you
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

he's near the topping
i hate that shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

But I didn't draw attention to it :P

( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

And it's better than posting a new thread.

( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

my mouse is hovering over delete...
DON'T FORCE MY HAND
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Thats ace.
It's thinking 'You smell a bit like food,.
( BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

they're born like that you insensitive cunt :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

why doesn't my postman have a black & white cat?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

mine has a red cat
well, thats what colour it was once it had run it over.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

how many hairs on my head?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

well you're blonde
so it's likely to be around 140,000 strands. blondes have more hair strands than any other hair colour, y'see
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha im blonde
i so am
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

i wasn't sure if there were any vestiges of truth in your profile
so i just ran with it

brunettes have around 110,000
black hair - 108,000 and
redheads have 90,000

take your pick!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

no one lies on the internet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

i bet you're bald

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

ALL OVER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Because he's abused animals in the past.

( BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)