I wouldn't if I was you
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue381/
( rob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

HELLO ROB

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

now giggle like a little girly girl

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Show me your bumhole

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

Then we can discuss giggling.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

show me your festively decorated foreskin

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Mykeyboy IS tinselcock

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

It's ok
I never do
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

I'll read it in a couple of weeks when I remember.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

here comes forum owner rob with his newsletter,
the inclusion of dull thread bingo would have made it better.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822

bingo
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Can we have one in the week as well?

( M o D, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

i can't do the logistics, i'm normally out during the week
perhaps one day tho, you never know
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

Haha, cats being retarded
Good times.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

The cat that gets run over by the little truck
is EXACTLY the same as my old cat LG.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

I had a similar cat called sweep
A black long-haired persian
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

LG was a maine coon.
Fat and massive and a bit of a paedocat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Give it a flat face and it would be a persian though :P

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

RACIST!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

Only against those DAMN HONKIES

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I love Maine Coons, they're so cool.
I think I'd get a Birman first, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

They're great cats, are Maines, absolutely lovely things.
I've not had a Birman, although I'd like to one day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

They're very sweet.
Not as cute as Ragdolls, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I kind of want a munchkin cat
they please me so.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Squeeeee!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Exactly!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

You can only have long haired persians.
Was it grumpy?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

He was very grumpy, attacking you for no reason while sitting on your lap :)
He had much longer hair than a normal persian ( kind of like this lh5.ggpht.com/mjbmeister/R_vPtn83LHI/AAAAAAAADjI/aEiBqSVXnEg/s400/persian-cat-alasam.jpg ), we also had a white pedigree persian.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

Yeah, Persians are generally angry at the world.
I don't blame them. Ugh, that's why I wouldn't get one, the amount of grooming they need is ridiculous. And when they're old you have to bring them in and get them shaved, and they look stupid.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

The first one has obviously been thrown

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'll skimread it for the funny stuff.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

I bet this contains no Wormulus

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

We can only hope so

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Good to have you back
/controversial
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

WILD BOYS! WILD BOYS!
thucka thucka WILD BOYS!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

That video used to terrify me.
The bit where he's in the water and that rubbishy rubber looking thing goes to bite him.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

they were shit, but not as shit as Spandau Ballet
FACT
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

you are gold
always believe in your soul,
you've got the power to know,
your indestructible ,
always believing

GOLD
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I was an a-ha girl myself.
Alright Frank?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'm ok but I seem to be having a 1980s day today
up next on Frank FM - The Skids, Into The Valley
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

la la la la la
la la la la la

etc.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

I was asked to be in the video of that
I refused as I was a hip hop boy & duran duran weren't cool.

I was gutted when I found out the kids who did do it got free mcdonalds :(
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

ha ha
loser
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

yeah, you fat loser failure bastard cunt retard virgin spaz

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Just as well I didn't, then

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)