And I spent £12.50 on gay chocolate.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hard filling?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

£8.50 on various truffles
the rest on a selection of chocolate coated fruits and nuts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I had heard you like to gobble fruits and nuts.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

No you've been misinformed.
I merely like gay sex with gay men with all cocks and bums and fists and shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

what makes chocolate gay?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

It's shaped like a boomerang so you have to eat it with your wrist at 90 degrees.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Rubbing it on your willy
in order to make it look like you bummed someone.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Inserting it into your anus
And then having it eaten out by Graham Norton.

Or Maffers. Virtually the same person i suppose.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Graham Norton Toadfish
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

harsh but fair.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

You've managed to combine homosexuality, Maffers and food
in one thread.

Well done this manstrosity.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Hurry up and flounce
Before you implode in some sort of ultimate shitness event that physics will be at a loss to explain.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I have to say
that I 95% like Wormulus.

If he were to be 5% less shit, I would brand him awesome and a credit to b3ta.

Currently I only actually like about 5 or so regular /talkers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Beat you off for a fiver sir?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Does that work?
Is that how one gets love?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Tempting.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

I will not allow you to become the /talk cumdumpster
We've already got one of those
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Which one is it
now JV no longer comes here ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

There's a difference between hands and vaginas, Myks
I keep trying to tell you this when you buy your right one flowers and chocolates.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

you'll never get a nice boy if you call yourself a cumdumpster, Mykey

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I'll give you thruppence and no more

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

You might be becoming gayer than Gonz
I'd watch it if I were you.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

I bet you'd love to watch it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

You cant be gay if you're a virgin
you can be potentially gay. No more.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Didn't you show him your wolf's neck of a fanny over webcam?
It's your fault he's gay...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Such a nice boy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

I think im going to have to release that video of you doing a naked freddie mercury impression over webcam

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

You seem to "happen upon" a lot of webcam footage.
A lot of webcam footage that, it strikes me, a right thinking gentleman would avoid.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

I spent £7.50 on Green and Blacks chocolate.
Is that suitably gay? I hope so, I nearly fainted in the middle of Waitrose it was that expensive.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Put some fish paste on it
and lick it while pretending it's a fanny.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

This could be applied to 99% of situations

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Only for lezzers
blokes only lick fannies as a sort of sexual pre-emptive strike.

as in

"Well, so what if I came after 30 seconds, I just lapped away at your piss flaps for half an hour !"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

It's true, that's the sad thing.
You can't criticise someone after they've gone down on you, it's rude.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

And to be fair, if they've give you your jollies
then you should shut the fuck up about them having theirs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

It's only fair.
Dear God I'm so bored I might go read a book.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Fuck that
lezz yourself crosseyed
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Not so effective for a career in medicine though.
Except maybe gynae.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

something from waitrose was expensive?
*jaw drops* I hope it was nomable enough to be worth it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

It's going to be made into chocolate fudgy lovliness bars.
With pecans. Oh yes.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

NOM nom nom om om

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)