Not walk Nichola Sugden home
Just fuck her in Peel Park
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Has a child turned up to haunt you?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Hell no
She was well fit and up for it, just she was pissed too. I was too much of a gent to knob vulnerable women in those days. Not so bothered now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

That would be weird
Imagine answering the door one day to be greeted by an 18 year-old saying "Hello, I used to live in your balls".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

This is much funnier than it should be.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

*fist pump*
Actually, that would probably help avoid that situation altogether.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

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( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I like to think that you invented dogging.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

is Peel Park a euphemism?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

No
It's a park in Bradford
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

it's better than saying he took her up the Otley Road

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Pfft
Filth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

RIGHT up the Otley Road
*nudge nudge*
( in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm planning to poke one up some lass in Cross Flatts Park (before sunset, naturally.)
Then I can say I took her up the Dewsbury Road - which is an appropriate metaphor, as it's basically Leeds's large intestine.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

mate
You've thought too much about this
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

In fairness, I used to work down there and saw a fair bit of the neighbourhood.
Which gave me plenty of time to come up with that analogy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Then you should put a first class stamp on it and send it to the queen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Will you both be wearing stilettos?
*runs*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Too impractical.
We'd fall over stones or sink into the mud.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)