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That has to be the most emo band name I've ever heard of.
I bet they make The Smiths sound like Slade by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)
I want to know if they sound anything like Elton John.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
What does he sound like
when you fuck him ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
He's more of a giver, than a taker,
and grunts in much the same way as you. In fact, if I close my eyes, he could almost be you. MMMmmmmm... *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
but with more hair?
edit: i have no idea how much hair woat has.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
Not really.
He's covered with a soft fuzz, much like that of a peach.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)
You deleted my reply
*takes it personally*

*Weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
Did I? Sorry.
Nothing personal, you understand. What did it say?

*bums in the circle of life*

[edit: nevermind, I found it. In answer to your question, no - I pay small boys to touch my wife for me (well, I say pay, but, truth be told, they live in the cellar and do it in exchange for scraps of food).]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
scraps of food and internet access.
can i have another breadcrust, mr munch?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
*slaps*
Not until I hear that woman moan, damn it! And not about the state of the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
I believe that they would be a parody
of an Emo band if they weren't so serious about it.

They may or may not wear eyeliner.

www.funeralforafriend.com/images/promo/12.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
OH HAR HAR MISTER EMO GITARRIST YOUY ARE WAERING YOUR DADYS IRON MAIDEN TSHIRT!!!
HOW 'IRON'IC!!! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)
Pffffft :)
I do think I could take on the entire band though. They'd probably have a bit of a cry and then write a song about it.

They're a disgrace to that t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
He bought the extra soft cotton one
because normal cotton rubs his skin and brings out his rash.


Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
Push comes to shove,
most wearers of rock/metal band t-shirts, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
That is sadly
very true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)
*dead arms*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
Pfft!
Funniest post all day!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
& YU LUK LIUKE A CUNTT
WITH TAHT 'BAERD 'LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)