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I think there's a lot to be said for BNP policies.
If anything they don't go far enough.

Why stop at throwing out people of a particular race? Some of the first people I'd chuck out of the country are white and english. Like Nick Griffin for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
PolitiLOL

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
They do have one or two good policies
Entirely free healthcare for OAPs
Organic farming as a priority...

Erm, that's it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
Pish posh, I want my GM giant mutant tomatoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
THE ATTTACK of the KILLER TOMATOES yeah awesome woooooo

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
I'm not mad. I'm just ANGRY!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
THINGS THAT MAKE BINKY ANGRY #1
when i am tired and slightly on edge and the mister says i am angry.
I WASN'T BUT I AM NOW.
this happens a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
Oh god yes.
You think this is angry? THIS IS ANGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
Gragh, yes.
"Why are you in such a bad mood tonight?" "RARGH! I'M NOT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
If anything this thread just proves women are fucking moody and deserve to be punched.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
i am well good at bottling up my anger.
i usually check myself before saying anything too snappy. being called angry just pisses me off, though.

i reckon he does it on purpose to wind me up because he finds it funny that i am short and stompy RARR BINKY SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
You told me you only hit me because you love me, :*(

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
I *smack* fucking *headbutt* love *cunt kick* you *head stomp*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
Not for me.
I'm always sort of in a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

bad cute, sweet, delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

cute, sweet, delightful bad
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
The voice of experience speaks out

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
Albeit quietly, so I don't get hit.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Albeit quietly, so I don't get hit. Blue Star is cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
One of my son's bedtime books is called "I Am Not Cute" and is about a grumpy baby owl who is cute trying to act hard and mean.
It always reminds my of ickle blue star.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
I find telling girls to calm down, or to stop being so emotional has the same effect.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
i find a hug, tickle, smile or wink helps.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Not in the supermarket it doesn't
I just want to get in and get out, I'm aware that the supermarket makes me silent and moody, winding me up is just going to make it worse.

You would have though after three and a half years he'd realise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
i love the supermarket.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
I'd deliberatly wind you up in the supermarket,
take things out the trolly when you're not looking etc.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
me too.
Organic is all very well and good, but banning things that could be of use to people in developing countries is silly.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
But loads of people in developing countries are all BROWN!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
You know how, in history classes
you think people were so silly back in the old days when they thought the Earth was flat, the sun went round the Earth and that severe burns could be cured by putting your hand in a tub of flour?

People of the future, eating their giant healthy gm food, will think the same when they see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
the Aubergine furries are a niche lot.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
I think they want to increase
the speed limit on motorways too. Probably just to appeal to the average Joe. Or Alan.

"Anyone will be able to drive as fast as they want while being a racist!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
to be honest... they'll never be in a position to make those changes...
they could say "free time travel for the over 60s"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
Why the shuddering fuck is making organic farming a priority a good idea?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
It balances out the racism.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
you should definitely post this on have your say

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
and speek your branes, by proxy.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
and on /b3ta talk, by golly.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
and offline, bye bye

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
and on /Stylistics, betcha by golly wow.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
my eyes are not doing their focussy job today

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
That's why I wear glasses

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
i think this is tiredness

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
also, sometimes when i open my jaw it clicks.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
What if you
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
We should throw everyone out, and then start over
Maybe move England down to the Mediterranean too. Better weather.

Just England, we don't need the rest. Maybe leave Essex behind too.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
Now THIS is a policy I'd vote for

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
Vote for Theoban,,,
,,, and his new world order!
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
At least one senior member of their party also think the disabled need to be left to die off too

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
that's terrible
they should all be made to fight in a big dome
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
I for one would pay big money to watch disableds fight it out in the StumblyWumblyDrome.
"Wheelchair "Spikes" McGee has Steve "Amputee" Forbes in a killer headlock. He hasn't got a leg to stand on."
"You can't say that, Alan."
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
It's political correctness gone mad!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
Many come with their own weapons

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
Not ideal if you are disabled.
I think the biggest problem with the BNP is the people who run the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
I shall go to their next rally with a placard that says 'STOP BULLYING GONZO'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
I only just found out they would
want to ban mixed race relationships too. LOL! The silly racist shits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
I too found this out the other day.
Madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
but i got jungle fevah :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
But mixed race girls are the sexiest!
Where would they come from without mixed relationships? It's madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
I'm really not sure how they would work out who is what race around here
So many of the children at my kids' schools are the children of mixed-race parents with very interesting combinations.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
But I want a braaaaaahn baby, Wayne.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
Chaos.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Chaos?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
CHAOS!

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
if he was called peter griffin i would vote for him

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
And if the BNP were called, "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGERS" I'd so vote for them.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
This made me snort so hard my nose hurts :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
I IS IN UR POLITIKS
LYNCHIN UR NIGGERS.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
we should do this

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)