AAAhhhhhhhh!
Isn't Jeremy Kyle a twat...I wanna punch him!
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Hello
I also have strong opinions about X and/or Y!
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Turning the telly off/over would be easier

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Not turning it on in the first place gets my vote

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

This'll go down well

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

I think he'd be good for /qotw
like, a messiah
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

1st post.
*groans*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Nice

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

(d) pun uop su s,o pl uop psdn oll
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Moist

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Oh my.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

:D

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Only as much as everyone else is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Morning
How are you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Tired, fucked off
you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Aww *hugs* AND *cuddles*
Traumatised after my evening venture to Ikea, it was like that small town in Deliverance
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

:D
I love Ikea.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Do you go in the evening though?
I went on Sunday and it was very crowded but everyone seemed pretty normal. Yesterday evening it was completely dead in there, very eerie with people defending their trolley contents like they were nuclear launch codes.
Plus, I'm pretty sure the checkout girl was flirting with me, which didn't go down well.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I've not been in years
more of an antique person when it comes to furniture. I always have fun when I go though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'd love some more antique furniture
But funds don't allow it and I was in need of a new TV cabinet and side table.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oh I know the feeling
I'm slowly replacing all our flat pack.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

The stuff I got matches my oak coffee table quite well
The flatpack stuff is a bit darker though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Ikea banjos, rape, purdy mouths and long walks.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

so you've been lost in the ikea stock area too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

you ain from around these pards are you boi?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Don't forget the music of John Shuttleworth and suet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I'm not a bitch by the way......

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Who the fuck...
Is Jeremy Kyle anyway?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Kilroy silk reincarnation.

( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)