I wouldn't touch her with yours

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

I wouldn't ride her into battle

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I wouldnt try to pass her off as Sammi's long lost sister

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I wouldn't saddle her up and go ram-raiding.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I wouldnt have her perched on the roof of my cathedral

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I wouldn't tie her shoelaces in a reverse rolling hitch

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I wouldnt do her from behind with a paper bag over my head.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I wouldn't say no.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

She is your sister after all...

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I wouldn't touch her for charity

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I wouldn't round her Cape of Good Hope

( magnum, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I wouldn't decorate her birthday cake

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I wouldn't sand down her bannisters.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I wouldn't trim her hedge

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

i wouldn`t clean her attic

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I wouldn't scoop out her fishtank.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I wouldnt milk her boomslang

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I wouldn't pump
brine out of her terraced moat after a heavy rainfall that was not forecast but which was seasonally normal for that time of year
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I wouldnt clip her hooves

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I wouldn't wear her hat

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I wouldnt wash her knickers

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I wouldn`t wash her smalls

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

KNICKERPISS

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

more than likely

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

I wouldn't French polish her table

( magnum, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I wouldn't have sex with her

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Of course you would. You're like a dog the day before he goes to have his balls lopped off.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

What have you heard?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Allsorts.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

It's probably all true
:(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

You look the type...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)