Enough of that
I won today. From sleepy cheshire to london (white city) for a 9:30am meeting. Who needs tubes when my trusty feet and buses do the job just fine.

How have you won today?
( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

i didn't start this thread

( well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

I see what you did there
*claps*
( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

still,
apparently my reply was the only one worth responding to
( well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

well didn't start the thread
it was mr a
and it turned out gay
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

rhyming win!

( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

It was supposed to sound like 'we didn't start the fire'

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

don't worry
i got it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

i'm not happy that this is associated with a post of mine

( well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I managed to keep my sanity
Which was very surprising.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

i won one round of solitaire but i still owe microsoft $438
i must stop playing
( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

That game proves that I should never go to a Casino

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

everyone should go to Vegas at least once
it fucking rules
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Well I would go
But not take much money.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Hmm, you could do that.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

i've emailed microsoft to find out where i'm supposed to send the money, my wife is going to kill me :((((

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I wonder if people would actually do that

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Sounds like the sort of thing the guy who tried
to pay his bank with a drawing of a spider would do.
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Sell some bingo tickets

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

it would be nice to issue some more tickets, please gaz now for a ticket

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I don't understand solitaire or freecell
you might as well be alphabetising your danielle steele library
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

my ears look pretty today with my diamonds
I only had to repierce them last night.
Owie.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

cracking news
EAR WIN!
( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Quick test.
If someone rings you and you promise to call them back by a certain time with a piece of requested information, do you:

a) honour your end of the agreement, call them back and supply the information by the specified time?
b) even if you over-run and can't call back at the agreed time, call them back when you have the information anyway?
c) supply a bit of the information, ask them to ring you back when you have the rest, then when they call back, forget who they are and subsequently contradict yourself?
or d) forget about them entirely?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

i'd go for d

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

what are you getting out of it?

( well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

I'd want to know this too.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Right now, nothing.
I'm just trying to find out when I'm due in for training, and I can't get a straight answer from anyone. Or any of the promised callbacks.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

e) have a wank

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Who is it and what am I phoning about?
The answer to that depends if it's b or d.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

a

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

it depends, if its your mum asking what you want for tea, I would wait a bit
however, if its the police asking you for the vital clue you have about a terrorist plot, i might be inclined to give them a call.
( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I would do a) but I'm guessing d) has happened to you. Or c)

( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

probably d,
I'm terribly disorganised.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I'd not do anything until they ring back
then the whole time they spoke I'd pass wind through the mouth piece

though obviously I cannot fart on cue like that nor would I like to use the mouth piece afterwards. So I would prepare a tape recording earlier.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

I can.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

D.
I'm very forgetful.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

d)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

ooh i should know this

( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I think I've broken my knees.
Stupid running. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Ask me after the England match.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I have.
Festival tickets on the cheap and beat a game. i am awesome.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

*firm handshakes*
WIN!
*fairground win music*
( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I walked two miles
and I bought an onion, a pepper, some chillies and a trio of pears.
Then I walked two miles back.
Who needs buses when my trusty feet do the job just fine?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

A car would have done it quicker.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

yeah but it would have been rubbish
and lazy.
Although actually, the traffic down Mayfield Road is terrible at this time of day, so it probably wouldn't even have been all that much quicker.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

and you'd have been less popular with Fang

( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

yes
although he does like to go in the car. He thinks it magically creates holiday, mind, he'd be a bit disappointed if it only ended up at the grocer's.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

ohhh,
FOOD WIN!
( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

food and walk win.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

I WON WANTONLY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

mmm won ton soup

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

i posted off my homework
this is less of a today-win than finishing it was yesterday, but it still had a feelgood vibe

oh, and i'm about two months ahead at work. i've only been there three days
( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

They'll retire you in a couple of months when you are 35 years ahead.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

oh my god
i'd better do something hilariously stupid tomorrow to save my job
( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)