Look. Look at me.
I've passed my first year of uni with 5 As and 1 B

How are you AWESOME today?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

what sort of uni gives letter grades?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Northampton.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

lol shithole,
I live in Milton Keynes, it's better.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

At least in Northampton everything is reasonably close together.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

like their eyes

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Brilliant. Dull concrete everywhere.
The ONLY thing good in Milton Keynes is the Bowl. Best music venue in the UK IMO.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Wembley Stadium is better.
Although at the MK Bowl I saw Linkin Park/Jay-Z and at Wembley I saw Muse and Metallica.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

did they go to your house and play yellow pokemon?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Christ, no.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Wembley is not better.
It's acoustically rubbish, like any enclosed venue. Hyde park is better than Wembley for sure.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

I actually thought the acoustics were better.
Then again, it could be the bands.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

It's the echoing that kills it for me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

It's quite good,
but I'd always rather go to a small venue personally.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

go by proxy,
it won't be so crowded.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm sure I got letter grades in individual subjects

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

I just got big lists of numbers from Manchester and Leeds

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I didn't think they did A's and B's.
I'm feeling pretty good because THE LIST actually has a whole section on Sammi now and it's all gold. She could either be the stupidest person in the world or a better troll than Rathen.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I didn't know what they did.
I'm well chuffed though.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

You do realise you've wasted a lot of effort though?
Fairly certain only the Second and Third years go towards your final grade.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

True.
On the other hand, at least I know I'm capable of getting the grades if I work hard.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

After spending 4 years at university
I wish I hadn't bothered.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

start as you mean to go on

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I just saved energy and tried a little bit harder every year instead.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I barely tried at all.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I ended up trying a bit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I tried to try, at least.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

My first year counted.
An enormous 5% of my final grade.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

i have had eleven black coffees so far today and only one wee

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I heard if you have 12 you die.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I heard if you have 14 your wee turns black and it has the same consistency as treacle

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

maybe you are sweating it out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

chinny reckon gluey, girls dont sweat its a myth
drier than a nuns cunt me
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Do you find you have to pant a lot?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

only if im lucky

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Beefy under-bap sweat says different.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

arome de boeuf

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

I'm helping people on the PHONE motherfucker
ON. THE. PHONE.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

These little buttons are the numbers.
You press these when you want to ring someone.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I have to dial the operator and ask to be put through to people
I don't have no 'buttons'
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

How do you dial the operator with no buttons?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'll wager it's one of those child's phones where you pick up the handset and a lady's voice says "hello operator."

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

"Hello, Operator."
"Yes I'd like to be put through to sales please"
"Hello, Operator."
"Yes, can you put me through to..."
"Hello, Operator."
"Yeah I need to..."
"Hello, Operator."
"ARGRRHRGHHBHGHGGDFFFFFFFUCCCCCKK!"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Oooh, well done you.
I'm not, although I might have to have a fight soon, in which I trust I shall be more awesome than my opponent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Proved the annoying bitch wrong
Which is ace as she is one of those people who is always right, no matter what.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I has a happy tummy
because I had chicken stir fry for breakfast.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Just in case anyone missed this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6216116
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I cant work it out
Is she really well off or really poor this week?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

We're waiting on the results from her accountant.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

He's probably doing a few lengths in her pool

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm still trying to get my head round this one.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6204777
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Blimey

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

DLA pays quite well it seems.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I think I've spent £400 on clothes in the last five years.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I doubt I spent that much.
Unless you count my EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES. Which I lost, for real.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I spent £50 on a coat once,
I think that's my most expensive single purchase.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

clothes do not make a person
terrible personality and poor quality aesthetics do.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Yer but like, she's had her teeth fixed, can hear now and, like, you don't know her personality because you've not met her.
Sooooooo......
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I still wouldn't touch her with yours
I wouldn't let you touch her with somebody elses either.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

Thank you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

I sort of hope the joke's on us and she's one of the most creative trolls I've ever seen.
It scares me to think there are people that stupid out there.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

You're replying to Pickle Fairy.
Did you not think this through?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

im replying to you dave

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

You're such an attention whore.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

its all me me me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm going out now, just to spite you.
You will have to read this dull shitty board without ME in it to make it less shit.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

:(
i'll finish my hrsg isolation and re-instatement of wlg and hydrostep controlled work instruction then
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm stupid
I'm not "that" stupid.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm awesome everyday.
No reason is needed.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

But I thought you were ginge ennit?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

That makes me super kick ass awesome

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

this is why!
second from the right
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Jedi School?
*runs*
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Jedi school?
What do you take me for?

A FAT USELESS STAR WARS FAN?

FUCK OFF.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

What a bad motherfucker.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I did a really smelly shit.
That made my housemate complain while he was in the bathroom. And I only left him 3 squares of bog-roll.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

i hope he uses your fucking flannel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)