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Not wanting to make a new thread,
Anyone in Leicester?

Pretty lonely here with all my flatmates gone home for the summer, looking for someone to hang out with and have a laugh or two.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
:(
saddest little post in the world
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Pretty much...
Ok, I admit I'm half drunk. Not enough to know this was a waste of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
run like the wind
bobson's offered himself up
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Joke's on you, I was going to say no

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
i'm gutted

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
So you should be.

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
joke's on you, i'm not really

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Filthy liar :[

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I hear that Sebastian Winnett aka Wormulus, the scarf-wearing cockhound, supports Leicester

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
i hear he's well up for drinks with randoms off the internet

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I hear that this is getting boring.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
well that's us told then

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
It's not an opinion.
I just heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
I hear that according to scientific theory, somewhere there's a parallel universe where I give a crap what you think

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Are there scarves in this universe?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
everyone wears them except Sebastian Winnett
it's a crazy mixed up back to front universe like that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6221461
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5000000
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
The relevance?
I mean apart from the negative comment about JMG, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
relevance? I don't know, I never click those /talk links
if you could copy-paste your linked post here that might help with the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
i bet you'll miss rohoney when they fuck off again in a few days, you bully, jesus loves you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
hmmm, nope, probably not

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I hear that he's a respected artist who went to Oxford and wears a scarf indoors and is a cockhound

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Yeah but he's a suvvener

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
I thought he was born in Yorkshire?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Yeah, but doesn't live there

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
errr
I think he was. He talk to me once about Yorkshire, I wasn't paying attention though.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
In West Yorkshire born and raised
In Halifax was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all paintin some fine art outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I sold 2 little paintings and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Belle Isle'
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
At last, the years between first writing that and getting the chance to post it are at an end!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
*turns the internet off*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
That's it,
There really isn't anything else to see. This is the end of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
:(
i'm nowhere near Leicester, but thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Hang on.
I'm going top play some sad violin music, could you repeat your post while it's playing? Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Yes, oddly enough

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Aww
I wish I was in Leicester now :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
No one wishes they were in Leicester

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
True.
I'm only here because of uni.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Stay on /talk.
We're a friendly bunch. Well, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Thanks for the advice.

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
But they have a Land Registry in a sock factory and it's Gary Lineker's ancestral home!
What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
And a statue of Ghandi, despite never visiting the City

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
And a statue featuring a footballer, a cricketer and a rugby player, all in bizarre poses which makes it look like an acrobats aerial threesome

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Why can't anyone spell Gandhi?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Because no one cares

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Because as a spiritualist Hindu, conventional witchcraft and spells don't work?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
I'm afraid those words are really not registering to me
And that's not to do with my drunken state.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Is it your literacy?
They have courses for that nowadays. Taught by gremlins or something.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
They do?
What an age we live in...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
That's why Samuel Johnson didn't say
"Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave Leicester.
No, Sir, when a man is tired of Leicester, he is tired of life, for there is in the East Midlands all that life can afford."
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
You could come out with me, but i'm a bit further north.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)