I've just realised
I've been sat watching Trooping of the Colour for half an hour. I don't even like trooping of the colour.

Are you happy with the amount of money you have?
I'm not, I'm far too poor.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I'm currently overdrawn
but I put this down to the recent move, and should therefore be back on form in a month or two.
( SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Minus Lots, bloody student overdraft
£30-35 a month interest kicks in as of next month too. Bugger.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Ouch.
When I was a student I rather stupidly opened multiple student accounts, leading to me having a very good first year which involved lots of eating out and drinking. It fucked me up the arse later though.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Did the bank manager pop round and do this specially?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

All five of them.
The chap from RBOS had a particularly large cock.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Five student accounts?
Now that was a tad silly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

Yes. Yes it wass.

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

Also, quite impressive.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

He could have made a tv program like that cock who ran off with 40 grand.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Well, the first one said "do you have any other student bank accounts open at the momnet?"
then five minutes later said "it'll take a few days for your new account to open". So, I figured I had a few days to go around the other banks and not actually lie.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I have enough to look after me and my girls
I'd like a job before it runs out, though.
( jenpots, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I have minus £1,250. Get in.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Just wait 'til you get a mortgage
mmmmm permadebt
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I should be paid twice what I earn.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I know that feeling

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

I'm quite poor.
But I'm happy enough.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I don't owe the bank anything anymore.
I owe the collection company that bought my debt off them quite a lot though. so no, not happy.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Top tip:
If you make them a repayment offer they find it very difficult to get a CCJ against you. Work out what you can afford to pay, half it, and offer them that.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

tenner a week from my jsa.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Nope,
I'm just about to go into the real world too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I seem to be earning enough to drink myself into a stupor every weekend.
and most weeknights.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

'salright, 'spose
one of my employers wants a meeting to discuss my "financial situation", which basically means I get a 50% pay rise or I walk.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

I have enough to get me by for the Summer, then I'll have to sort myself out with a proper job.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

i don't know what i would do with more money

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

you'd buy a huge bike with a wicker basket on the front
and ribbons from the handles and wear a gay hat and shout weeeeeeeeee as you go down hills
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

This sounds like a good idea.
I'm currently wearing womens pyjamas, they look like bloomers on me.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

jeez
whats wrong with you?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

My pyjamas were in the wash last night.
And after the last time the neighbours walked past, the police will be called if I don't cover up.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Wildheart Baby - bed-wetter and proud of it!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

alright bully

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

eurgh. it's you.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

how's the campaign coming along cunty?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

gathering momentum like an elephant on a skateboard.
shitface.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

:D

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

you are quite right!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Cure pancreatic cancer?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'm almost embarrassed about my work - pay ratio at the moment
its certain to all come crashing down at some point though
/pessimist
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I have enough money at the moment
was surprised by my bank statement for last month, someone I managed to spend a lot more than I expected.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hanging on
by a thread. This last year living on one income before I can go back to work is the hardest.
( moogy boobles, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

I reckon the Queen must be rather bored with it too.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)