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Afraid not, you are not part of the Sir Sand Goblin 'Boat Of Sadness' crew.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6222434

If anyone wants to join, let me know and I'll find some room on the deck. It will mean the world to SSG knowing that people have united to be sad about his pancreas. On a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
*applies to join*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
You're in.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
*respectful tip of hat*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
haha it looks like he's pushing you fucking overboard

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
I'm a sacrifice so that SSG may have a few more weeks with us

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
I'm holding on to him for comfort.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
LOOKS ALMOST LIKE MINE
www.b3tards.com/u/c9b8e1f3ae5dc132d12f/boatofsadness3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Welcome aboard, fellow grief-sailor.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Aye-aye, cap'n.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
Oh, let me!
I'm his new internet friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
You're in!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Aw, can I have hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
What colour?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
bald

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
Black, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
Blacked you up.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
Hurray!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
That sun looks familiar.....

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
she's kicked a fucking hole in the boat
disrespectful cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
I fucking haven't, that's mongy's line.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
piss off baldy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
I thought she had a backwards cock growing out of her foot

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
Me please
You may have to shrink us all to fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
SURFS UP, CANCER STYLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Great stuff
Lacks norkage though but that's OK, I have a surfboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
Sorry, I had no idea you had tits.
I'm working flat out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
That's alright
As long as I don't fall in I won't need them for bouyancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
Show your support, buy the OFFICIAL plate:
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/ssg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
fucking sabotage
some cunt's ripped the application form off
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
Nothing to do with me getting bored of making it honest guv.
Alright pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
lazy bastard
not too shabby ta. behave last night?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
Yeah sort of I suppose
some scouser tried to sell me coke, I had to get my mate from Sheffield to act as an interpreter.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
you have all the best adventures
you're the man i'll never be
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Bah, just freaks in clubs,
certainly not my best adventure eh rosie?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
i prefer the ones set in toilets

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
All the best things happen in toilets.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
trudat

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
I would pay £10 for such a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
he's the queen of our pancreases

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
instead of creating a diamond out of his cremated remains
they should mix it with dog food and then when the dog has a shit, take a mold of that shit and make gold copies,mount them on wood and sell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Bagsie licking the mold when they've finished.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
sure, if you send money to charity

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
Post it on /board and don't change the size.
If people complain call them heartless bastards and explain that SSG is about to die a horribly painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
It'll go on in a min. If they moan WE DEFEND!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
Do it now! I've gotta go out soon.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
THAR SHE BE!
www.b3ta.com/board/9519540
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
What sort of a monster would shout at this?
I would assume that they will be so overcome with emotion that they just need to vent their frustration at cancer on.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
I'd like to climb aboard.
SSG was so supportive of me while I was in Swansea yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
SNORKEL!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
If the circumstances weren't so tragic,
that would be such a happy boat. And Karl.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
When he pulls through (unlikely, but still), I'll turn those frowns the right way up.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
I would like in.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
MoT, you're flying. Flying for his pancreas.
and because I'm running out of space.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
I feel honoured :D

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
Can I happily swim next to it as a duck.
I say happily, but whatever.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I'll duck you up, son.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I apologise, I'm shit at drawing ducks.
The irony of it is, that duck looks like SSG's pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
Tis good enough for me.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
Woo

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
guess hes dying then
nice boat by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
ADD ME PLZ

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
You look to be drowning. In sorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
oh the metaphorical truth :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
Am I too late to get on the boat?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
I'm sorry broadsword, I can't get anyone else in without the risk of drowning.
We don't need two deaths on our hands here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
Thats ok, safety first

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)