I think I
must be about the only person not to use msn or any other IM program.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

That's
because you are a friendless fucker
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

Not
far from the truth. My only friends are mongs who can't read or rite.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

but we're your friends too

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

he was talking about us then
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

But why would I need to
IM any of you? You are always on here and I have no reason to bother any of you if you are not.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

my MSN list
is probably half b3tans, a quarter family and real-life friends and a quarter "other"
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I don't use mine much
since I spend most my time at real-life work and a real-life ickle village with no-one but nearly-dead locals.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I have no b3tans on my list
because you all hate/don't know me.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

actually we're not
b3ta talk is an automated program to keep friendless losers amused

haven't you ever noticed how some posts appear to be the same
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

*bums*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

*bums in the face twice and gets one free*
/ac
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

The olsen twins are dead

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

look what it's driven their dad to
www.b3ta.com/talk/622331
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I have it, but don't use it,
all the fuckers are on block because I can't be bothered speaking to them
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

I am the other only person

I use a phone and e-mail. What more can a man need for ordering alcohol and loose women?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

I know not of this witchcraft either
'tis /talk, email, phone or letter for me.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)