Hexachordal is taking a shit in my bathroom! MY bathroom! How exciting!
At least, he's either taking a shit or has passed out as he's been in there a good 10 minutes. How is b3ta this surprisingly warm evening?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

that doesn't impress me
my bathroom is full of minor internet celebrities
( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Burst in and take photos, it'll be great

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

That's not very sexy :(

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Has he told you the one about Trent Reznor asking him to duet yet?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

It has been mentioned.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

You what?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

b3ta is being shit and dull
I wish someone would have a proper flounce.
( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

a quick glance at who's posting tonight
makes you the most likely candidate
( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

I haven't flounced in ages and ages
not since last year in fact.
( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

With any luck, Roneah will be around later.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

i don't like to reply to his posts
makes me feel like i really need to go wash my hands
( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

You can catch bad AIDS by clicking 'I like this' on any post of his.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

AIDS boring dull wanker
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

He makes me sad online.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

YOU want someone to fucking flounce?
You fucking shit, coming in and asking for stuff after what you've done. For fucks sake, it's trying to play the trumpet as the Titantic sinks. Fuck it.
( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

You could do it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

You'd miss me too much

( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'd cope.
Infact, I'd be happier without you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

you wouldn't
your life would feel incomplete.
( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Fine,
don't flounce.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I won't
can I hold your hand now?
( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I'd like to hug you for a while.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

ok

( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

alright tone

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

ElloEllo. Not got round to replying to your mail yet, had a mad week. Trust all is well?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

mint my manc mucker

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Blimey, thats a bit enthusiastic. Anything exciting going on?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

haha no
day off, fishing on tuesday actually. so don't reply then innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

sweating my balls off with the fan on
watching spain rape new zealand
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Boring Tony.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Wicca! Why?! You're here! Why aren't you making things more exciting?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

I had all my family round for a bbq for my 25th birthday.
Bit shattered now.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Happy birthday for whenever your birthday was. I really have a distain for family events.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

i could smell in my back garden
that somebody near me was having a BBQ, it made me feel sooo hungry.
( turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Yeah well there's shit in my bathroom taking a hexacordal

( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

i took one today
that hurt me ring as it came out. It seemed to be very wide and quite dry.
( turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Well, I might invite him to defile my toilet.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I'm going to have a shower.
Then I'm going down the shops to get some beer. It's all go, here.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Full of Ham and Mushroom takeaway pizza

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

It is rather warm.
I am sat here in my boxers sweating like a gerontophile in a Saga cruise sauna.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)