actually
I'm going to have to do an admission of wrongness, ONLINE

an XJR on 19" wheels does use 255s front and rear.

Fucking hell though, that's idiotic. why? I can see why rear 255s might be justified, but fronts? stupid. You can happily fit 235s though, you might want to consider that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I bet my oven is faster than your oven.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I bet it's fucking not.
anyway, which one? I have TWO OVENS. and FIVE RINGS ON MY HOB.

this makes my penis bigger, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

NO WAI.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

LIKE, WAI.
Hob cat is checkin ur hobz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

My parents got a new cooker. It's got
three ovens and six hobs, two of which have got a twin gas rings. The ovens go from 0-60° in 114s and have a rear spoiler (splash plate) and single 225mm bore four speed exhaust system.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

You can't ride on your parent's glory, failboy.
What have YOU got? A single camping gaz burner? Yes, we know all about you and your single ring.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

1200 matches sellotaped together

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

I've got a classic four ring gas powered variable speed hob with a bespoke worktop arrangement,
dual control heating element oven with original buff finish paint. The exhaust has the traditional twin speed and single lighting system. Pre 1993 so there is no road tax, and it sails its service every year. They don't build them like that any more.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

i like having 5 rings on my hob.
The Mrs was totally against it. but I like cooking with my WOK.
I also bought a stainless steel hob, and the Mrs was totally against that as well, because stainless steel is hard to clean.
( turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Did you go for the 386 model with the ayrodynamic doors?
I was going to, but my budget couldn't extend that far, so I got the 376 but plumetted for the Advance Thermodynamic Knobs.

In retrorespect, I should have tried them in the shop, because my hands just can't take that much tourque.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

hahaha totally I mean 255s instead of 235s hahaha could you imagine 245s?!?!? ahahahah I've got no idea what we're talking about hahah

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

tyre width in mm, DG.
It's basically just a penis subsitute.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

So really, we should all fit racing cycle tyres.
30mm wide, BUT 29 inches diameter! YEAH BABY!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

It's all about the girth, baby.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

You don't need to tell me.
205 wide on 16 rims. SEXY.

*oils up*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

aaah gotcha :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

My oven goes up to gas mark 11.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

The only reason grrrmachine isn't posting now is because his hands are busy,
he probably has some jumpleads on his nips too.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

I have no idea why
possibly as its the XJR and not the standard motor
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)