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If a dog could suddenly talk, what would be the first word it would say?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Woof

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
He would probably complain that 90s children show Woof is no longer on TV.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
BING!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
ME!
ME!
uuuuuuME!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
"DAAAAAAAAMMMMN"

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
I now think all dogs have got Eddie Murphy's accent :{D]

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
you'll not go far wrong then, gumbo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Lawnmower.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
RI ROVE ROO RONREY RUMS!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
YAY! :D
I would reply "RRAAAAY RI RUV ROOROOOOOOOO!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
Antidisenstablishtairisim.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
lol dog's are silly! they can't spell...oh....sorry gonz

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
Oh MAN !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
*wild snogs*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
It would probably say it correctly though. Dogs are right smart.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
"Anthropomorphisation!"
That would be an epic win first word for a dog to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
its own name

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
But what if its name is Barry?
Dogs can't say the letter B!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
that's because they can't talk!
I'd kind of got the idea that by "could suddenly talk" you'd meant "could suddenly pronounce human phonemes".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
Japanese can talk and they can't say Ls

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
ok maybe Japanese dogs wouldn't be able to say L's either,
if they could suddenly talk, but then they wouldn't have a name with an L in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
You're putting to much logic and thought into it as usual MGT...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
You started it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
shush ;P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
RAUSSAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)