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hang on a minute
The space time continuum has been disrupted!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
CHRIST.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Egyptian man's pain sensors in arm are linked to his face JMG!
It's a fraud of Rivaldo-esque proportions!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I need a poo but it's 15 minutes til hometime.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Half now and half when you get home?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
it's been quelled by a series of bum trumpets.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I am having that problem today
i just cant stop
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
I'm in Newcastle in about a month and a week.
FIGHTING.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'll not be as easily taken this time my buddy.
I've been working on my SURPRISE HEADLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Take a long poo to finish off the day.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
15 minutes til hometime?
I'm still in my dressing gown.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
is it smeared in poop?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
No.
It's clean. Why would it be smeared in poop?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
I don't know
something about how I opened my thread :(

hello MoT are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
I'm ok. Eating my way through all the food my housemates left when they moved out
how are you gmos?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
pretty good...
looking forward to kendo tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Ken some dos for me gmos,
ken them good
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

everybody who's anybody smears poop on their dressing gown
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

http://www.deagostini.com.jp/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Mine went to www.fuckoff.com :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
sigh

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Oh, ok then, fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
BLAME JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Sometimes wolves get so angry with JMG they howl the words 'CANNEY MAN' at the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
OH DG!
E
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I can't spell CANNY!
I BLAME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
OH MY GOD
I hate it when that happens, especially as I'd made an excellently witty post.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
you shouldn't lie about that
someone will be able to recall the post to prove you wrong
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Not jinns again.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
he got what he wanted then deleted the thread and fucked off
how rude
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
hanging is too good for him
a good kick up the arse is what is needed.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Oh, ok, that's not very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
comedy in the football

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
To be fair, it's what I'd do.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
More comedy from the BBC
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/motorbikes/8099343.stm
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Yeah I saw that
what a muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Correct decision.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
but he CLEARLY obtained a head injury and was 100% innocent

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
*plays "I Got You Babe"*
*warns you to wrap up warm because it's "Cooooold outside!"*
*tries to chat up the new producer*
*thinks the camera man's an idiot*
*makes an ice sculpture*
*shags some unknown woman*
*kills self several times*
*throws cards into a hat*
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
story of my life

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
BING!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
story of my life

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
BING!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
story of my life

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
BING!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
story of my life...
...hold on it's happening again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
BING?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
DING?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
+learns how to play the piano

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
+ knows all the answers to Jeopardy

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
oh come on, thats everybody

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Ah yes... of course...
*feels silly*
*silly leaves*
*I'm the reason there are only 7 dwarves*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
i've already forgotten what the thread was about.
it must have been of earth-shattering importance
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
BING!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
If a dog could suddenly talk, what would be the first word it would say?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Woof

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
He would probably complain that 90s children show Woof is no longer on TV.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
BING!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
ME!
ME!
uuuuuuME!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
"DAAAAAAAAMMMMN"

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
I now think all dogs have got Eddie Murphy's accent :{D]

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
you'll not go far wrong then, gumbo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Lawnmower.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
RI ROVE ROO RONREY RUMS!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
YAY! :D
I would reply "RRAAAAY RI RUV ROOROOOOOOOO!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
Antidisenstablishtairisim.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
lol dog's are silly! they can't spell...oh....sorry gonz

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
Oh MAN !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
*wild snogs*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
It would probably say it correctly though. Dogs are right smart.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
"Anthropomorphisation!"
That would be an epic win first word for a dog to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
its own name

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
But what if its name is Barry?
Dogs can't say the letter B!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
that's because they can't talk!
I'd kind of got the idea that by "could suddenly talk" you'd meant "could suddenly pronounce human phonemes".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
Japanese can talk and they can't say Ls

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
ok maybe Japanese dogs wouldn't be able to say L's either,
if they could suddenly talk, but then they wouldn't have a name with an L in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
You're putting to much logic and thought into it as usual MGT...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
You started it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
shush ;P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
RAUSSAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)