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How are you all today? I am off to town to buy wool and things.

I am also happy because I am wearing THE JEANS I spent £80 on two years ago and promised myself i would fit into them one day. And with my recent weight loss I tried them on and they fit HURRAH!
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

great success
what are you going to make out of wool in the middle of summer?!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I hope it's a coat for nude sheep

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Christmas presents for all the family
All the wimmins are getting full hat scarf and gloves sets and the blokes are getting proper man scarves, none of these puffy wanker scarves you seem men walking around with.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Yeah.
As a hat.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Hello.
I'm alright. The boiler man is here now. YAY. We just had a discussion about how awesome Take That are in concert.

Well done on your weightloss. I need a proper kick in the arse to get me motivated.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Thing is you can't actually tell when you look at me yet.
Take that are awesome, I love them!

I always chat to the boilerman, they are ace.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I'm sure you do look thinner
I don't think I look any thinner, but I take much smaller clothes than I used to.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I LOOK THINNER and also i have dropped like almost 3 dress sizes since november.
i can totally wear the jeans i bought before university. they haven't fitted comfortably for 6 years.
( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

im still a chubby little fuck though.

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

I'm still similar to an abomination from WoW
Getting there though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I did that,
I got down to a size 12 and was still classed as obese *shrugs*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

that's basically where i am
/shorty.

well, borderline obese/overweight. I AM GOING TO KICK START MY EXERCISE thing again.
( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i need to lose more weight. however, i feel a cold pork rib and a burnt pain raisin are not the best breakfast to achieve this.
OOPSIE.
( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

sounds GREAT
i had weetabix due to a lack of options
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i love spare ribs but they make me growl when i eat them.

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

haha, sounds SEXY

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Does the boiler man have a big moustache
and say he needs help with his wrench?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

He likes Take That
He's clearly gay.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Men who like Take That are not gay
They make much less gay music than they did in the 90's
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

That sounds like gay propaganda to me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

more like propaGAYnda

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I didn't think this through, did I?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

*Happy dance*
Are you going to knit sweaters for sheep? Cardigans for camels? Hats for heffalumps?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

What did Police Dog say when he looked at a tree?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This has made my day!
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I don't know why it's funny
but it just is!
( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

It's awesome
I am still chuckling loudly.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I think it's because I imagine DG pretending to be a pug and yapping while he types

( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Sometimes I snoffle at my keyboard and spin in circles

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

he probably does, but what does that have to do with police dog?
police dog is an entirely seperate entity, after all
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

*chokes*
OH POLICE DOG, YOU SHOULD BE ON STAGE
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I would very much like to not be at work
Other than that I am ok and the annoying one will be off tomorrow for the rest of the week. Yey.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Thats not true
Im only off tomorrow
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

fine
LOOK I SAID I'M FINE, JUST FUCKING LEAVE IT WILL YOU
( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Whats the latest with /talks brave boy?
Has he gone into hospital for his last brave hours yet?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

i'm sure he is fine, well as fine as you can be being in agony with cancer, he is so strong

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I've got my cock in my hand waiting for his death croak

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

awww come'ere mongy let me give you a lady hug.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

That sounds filthy

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

i just need to be on my own for abit, ok, no it's not anything you've done, i just need some space

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Today I think I shall be sending out my random burns
I take it a first class stamp should be enough for the UK, but what about sending to Sith Ifrika?
( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I would check with the first class stamp thing
they don't just go on size anymore, they include weight. If you can weight it and measure it at home you can price it up online.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

well it's quite light - at least lighter than most bills
I'll stick two on to be safe though.
( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

well done
today I am going to look at foreign words and make a list of the easiest ones to pronounce
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I feel sick.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

*huggles*
No need to ask you how you are today then :(
Tummy sick or general unwellness?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Tummy sick. Not sure why.
:)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I think coffee is supposed to be good for that
or ginger tea.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

You want Andrews
Ace stuff.

Cures anything, except ssg's cancer:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Both of you:
I'm having tea. Fuck it, it makes me happy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

eeerrrg, what? whith your fingers?
morning :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

With my big toe. Poke poke poke.
Morning, chapply.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)