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Aww, bless him.
I'm not very well and I can't go home because I've forgotten my keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
If you stick it out, people will think you're a hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I doubt it, but I shall take your optimistic approach.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
+ willingly accept your lurg as it is HERO LURG

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
What's up?
I bet it's nothing a great big greasy bacon and egg sarnie wouldn't solve.

With runny yolk oozing out of the side when you pick it up.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
That does sound lovely.
You don't want to know what's up. Let's just leave it as 'got a dicky tummy'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Up the duff?
Say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
Better not be.
Does it give you the squits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
Dunno, never been pregnant.
I'm saving myself.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
Yup.
I was pregnant once, I had terrible gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
a fartbaby doesn't count, you know DG.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
We gave our precious brown baby a burial at sea.
RIP BABY POO, U WID DA DOLFINZ NOW
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
pfft :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
D':
YOU'RE HORRIBLE TO ME! anyway, if it doesn't count then what's in this jar hmmmm??? *opens it up and offers towards you* His name is Stephen.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
*eyebrows fall off*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
He needs burping
*burps in the jar and screws top back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
:( *hugs but not too hard*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
:) ta lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
IBS
or The Grudge
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
I've had IBS for ages, it doesn't usually give me that sort of result...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
IBS and The Grudge is a terrible thing

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
what the fuck is the grudg... oh, i geddit.
Girls are gross.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
ITS THE CURSE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
personally i LOVE bleeding out of my undercarriage.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Serves you all right.
HUSSIES, THE LOT OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
If Adam ate the apple then we'd all be having dickbabies. Thank fuck for that...hahaha silly women, I don't need a pad to go jogging and play tennis.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Just a tenalady. Or one of them adult nappies.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
*Sloshy backhands*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
*lobs one deep into your backcourt*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
*tucks balls until pockets*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
"URRRRGGGH, THIS ISN'T MY ROBINSON'S BARLEY WATER"
DONKEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
heheh I dunna squash inta sum water

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
Has your undercarriage been tested and approved?
If not then I'm afraid I'll have to inform the CAA
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Oh, BS, my tummy feels like
There's a maypole practice going on with my intestines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I don't envy you :(
My database lecturer was a morris dancer and he looked like a spitting image of Gene Wilder
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

yolk sperm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
why on earth would there be sperm in a breakfast sandwich?
that just doesn't make any sense now, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
cant you go home and break in?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
I have no money at the moment
so no money to replace windows...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)