Am I mad to find her unattractive?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I don't, particularly.
She's a bit plain for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Plain isn't a bad thing
It's the face like a slapped arse in combination with enough makeup to repaint the ceiling of the sistine chapel
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

There is that
I don't know, I just don't really subscribe to generically pretty. Not often, anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

it looks forced, somehow

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Mmmm, yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

it's like those dog breeds that were bred to look cute,
but actually they just look a bit weird.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Nothing behind the eyes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Soooooooo, all conventionally attractive women are vacant thickies then?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

If they slap on so much fake tan & makeup
That their skin becomes some sort of bullet proof composite, I'd say yes
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I don't know,
having a bullet proof face sounds awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

These points are excellently thought out,
well done.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

what part don't you understand, all women with good looks and fit bodies who are famous are thick as pigshit
and really ugly and too skinny and if they wear make up are probably spotty
( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

fat girls are just curvy and natural
not fat and disgusting.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

AND THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I can imagine the word "celebrity" losing all of its current implications of fame, wealth and popularity
and a career in the performing arts, and instead become a separate breed of humanity. They'll get pedigree certificates when they're born, if both of their parents were celebrities, and eventually people will breed them to be really small and keep them as pets.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Christ all bloody mighty.
Of course not, just some. Both myself and MGT were talking in generalities (I assume). Lots of people do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Yes.
Problem?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

She's pretty
but nothing that special
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I don't even think of her as pretty
There are lots of quite plain looking people I would describe as being much more pretty
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

there's a lot of women like that in "da meedia" that I think are nice to look at... but I'd not want to fuck...
pretty much like a car... or a mountain...

there's a "high street honey" from where I'm living and I drunkenly informed her that I thought she looked like a troglodyte and her tan made her look like she'd just fallen out the back of an elephant..
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

did she know what troglodyte meant?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

probably not...
It's all a bit fuzzy
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

She thought it was a semi-precious gem

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)