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Shut up Shitheads.. BLIMEY the football.
It begins again..
WHY are all the initially tantalising away days for us placed midweek?!
What are your new fixture views.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
link me up, there's something i need to check and i'm very lazy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
I only have NUFC fixtures.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
fine. i'll do it myself.
but i won't forget this. one day... i won't insult you but i will join in when someone else does so i can guarantee that i will have some support! then you'll be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
You seem to have the right idea

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
Start a new thread about it.
I'll join in I swear.

Has my shit cd turned up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
it may have arrived today. i won't know until i get home.
oh god the excitement!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
I've got a raging erection just thinking about it.
I should have made a copy for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
It'll be nice in Suffolk at the arse end of September JMG.
Be sure to get your picture taken with Sir Bobby's statue.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
At least THAT one's a Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
I'm booking the weekend off now.
I DEMAND football based roffles with you JMG.

No b4sh talk, fat birds or gays allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Who are you looking for?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
no, i've done it now
it was a very boring thing i had to find out
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
look at this instead
www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
warrraahaghagha

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
s'weird innit?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
):

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
clever
i might make one of myself

my beard is more impressive than most peoples' head hair
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
DO IT!!
DOO EET!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
i'm pretty shit with photoshop
we'll see
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
So that only people on the dole can watch it

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
One post. One buzz word.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
25th of July
GmOS Vs Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
We're taking our tops off in advance.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
I want to put floating shelves up.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Start filling your house with water up to half way.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
SWIMMYHOUSE.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
SPLISHYSPLASH :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
Such a good idea.
You = genial genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
It's true, I am a genital genius

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
The mind boggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
I heard that the Newcastle goalposts are now sponsored by Primark
since they'll just be jumpers from next season.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
I HATE FOOTBALL!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FOOTBALL IS!
I HATE BIG BROTHER!
I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Your thoughts on Doctor Who?

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
HALT EVERYTHING ASIDES DINNER! DR WHO'S ON!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
Because most of the people who go to football matches are dole, so it doesn't matter what day of the week it is.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
Crumbs, I was beaten to this
I blame JMG. Truly, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
why would anyone bother looking at the lower leagues?
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a bunch of fat geordies crying over that shower of shit getting demoted.

No offence, forum banter etc etc
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
I'm supposed to over-react, aren't I?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Maybe we're expected to follow the example of others by shifting our allegiance to another club...
NEWCASTLE'S NOT A BIG CLUB!!!!!! etc
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
For some reason London water sometimes smells like a wet dog

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
You can't get any fresh air there.
I have to stick my head out once we get to Rickmansworth to get a couple of gulps on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
That's because you're twisting it out of an Alsatian

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
is this not the standard method?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
I AM CLEANING THE HOUSE
AS MY DAD IS COMING OVER.

LOL.

"COMING OVER".

LOL LOL
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
"CLEANING THE HOUSE"?
this is clearly a euphemism for a "gentleman's handwash"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'd come over your dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
Boxing day Jammy. Boxing day.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
Christmas of MISERY at your end.
MISERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
Wednesday 30th will be a Hump Day of GLOATING JAMMY!
SOOOOOOPA HOOOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Perhaps we could raise a festive ale together before/after the match.
In the spirit of regional harmony and all-round top-chappery.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
come to chb's bashbash. i want to meet you.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
the cheapest I've found is £43, but that's via birmingham and will take ages. And birmingham smells.
I want to though.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
oh gwan. please.
my trip up will take about 5 hours and i have to go via london. i'll have to change trains twice.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
It'd be a right treat to meet you.
You'd get SUCH a hugging, you wouldn't know what hit/hugged you.

That goes for you too, rhcpaul.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
you totally HAVE to come.
i squeeze pretty tightly myself. YOU WILL NOT BREATHE.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
is no-one else from the area going?
you might be able to cadge a lift. that's what i'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
what about the GMoS?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
Dunno. I'll make inquiries.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
Because you're in the championship like pet.
You don't get proper fixtures as you're expected to be knocked out of all cup competitions relatively early.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)