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I passed my eye test with flying colours.
1.00-1.00
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Just deciding which champagne to open.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
grats

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
we're all so proud

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
Couldn't have done it without you guys.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Oh no, you poor thing.
Now you don't get to wear glasses like all us supercool awesome speccy people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
This ^
*Does special glasses hand signal that only bespectacled people know*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
smashing success!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
I'm jealous
My eyes are approaching uselessness.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Gah I must remember to get an eye test
I don't want to pay for glasses though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
*shrugs*
I don't want to pay for mine, but it's pay or wander into traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Some cunt with earphones just almost did this to me.
It's the second time I've had to stop because some STUPID FUCKING CUNT who's in his late teens doesn't know how to cross the road with his fashionably long hair that obscures his vision and his cool earphones that stop him from hearing traffic. Next time I'm going to run them over.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I like to stop really close to them
Or just slow down but keep moving. It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
I watched the silly cunt all the way.
Not looking, not looking, not looking, not looking, stepping out in to uncertainty, still not looking, preparing for death. Seriously, I should have killed or injured him.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
if you work with computers all day your employer is bound by law to pay for it.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
If you wave at an Eddie Stobart driver, they have to wave back.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
If you have a history of Glaucoma in your family you get a free test, I think
Or if you're claiming any type of support you can get free lenses.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Eye tests are free anyway
It's the glasses I don't want to pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Thing is though, you might just have to get over it and pay up.
The rest of us fucking have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
You seem a bit grumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
I've just paid £190 for new glasses.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
Yep
Unless you want the vaguely inexpensive Austin Powers/Librarian varieties you're stuck paying top whack for the designer ones. I got some that look a bit like Harry Hill's.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
The internet is cheaper than the high street opticians,
by quite a long way. I got mine for £90, extra thin lenses and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
get them online instead

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
They found one on each side?
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
you're seeing flying colours?
oh dear me, that's not good
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
That's the first rule of eye care;
don't eat the brown acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
CongratulEYEtions

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
chEARS...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)