Would you rather go to prison for 6 years and have everyone think you were a pædo
or have AIDS?
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

i don't think a pretty boy like me would survive in prison for 6 years,
especially if they thought i was a child molester.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Thats very insensitive to sir sand goblin
He hasnt got six weeks, let alone six years
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

let's try not to think about that shall we?
anyway, i have at least a year!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Im afraid not
Your latest results were gazzed to me earlier by INTERNETDOCTORMAN and im afraid its six weeks.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm going to ladbrokes to place a bet that he out lives you
They gave me good odds that you'll die of Fat Lung before October.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

FAT

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

:(
I was told that I might even last until the christmas after next!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I think your doctor might have been being slightly optimistic
I reckon you'll last till August.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

place bets?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Awww
*packs away party decorations*
( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

And you can take off that clown suit with the groin flap

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Tough one.
AIDS, probably.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I would rather go jail as I could proove I'm not.
And if they don't believe me I'll fuck their kids!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

awwww, can't I have both?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'd rather be a collector of spores and fungus

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

That should be spores, moulds and fungus

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'd rather someone come visit
now my house is actually clean and tidy.
( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Put the kettle on, I'm on my way.

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

She said 'Come and visit' not 'Visit and come' dude

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Will you provide me with booze?
If so i will get on the next boat south.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I don't have any booze in the house
But I could nip down to Asda if you want some.
( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

They have Dalwhinnie for £18 right now, or they did anyway
That'll do nicely.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

£18?!!
I don't like you that much.

;o)
( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

*sniffles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I've got this cleaning thing sorted
I'm going to clean my house before I move anything into it
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

after about 6 months
it needs doing again. That's what I hate about cleaning, it never bloody stops.
( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

:P
I intend to hoover a couple of times a week, I'm giving the house a really good clean tomorrow morning though. It shall be interesting to see how many times I can fill the hoover.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)