Oooh please could we have a thread where people argue about whether Windows,Linux or Mac is best please. Alternatively an argument about whether PS3 or Xbox 360 is best. I believe either of these discussions would be groundbreaking and have not previously taken place on teh internet.
( C, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

All computers suck
I am doing this via an abacus connected to my phone via a piece of hairy string.

It only crashes when someone trips over the string.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

Luddite.

I'm using a steam powered arithmetics engine connected to the internet via a telegram port.
( C, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

I'm shouting beeps at a telegraph pole.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

i wonder if you could train a mynah bird to handshake over PPP and order bird food off amazon
it'd be an information revolution if you could
( spacefish bong!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

I've upgraded my mynah bird
to one of these.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

arithmetic? differential calculus is better!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

I always laugh, when someone claims their thing is better for whatever reasons.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

Championing a company that is ultimately only interested in your cash does some ever so slightly retarded eh?
BTW M$ XBOX SUX
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

You suck$ M$ is the be$t

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

5TFU n00b P$3 0WN5

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

I closed my eyes, so I didn't see that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

I think RiscOS
is better than all of Windows, Linux and Mac.
( turb0t, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

I think you should just shut up.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)