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Which /talk member could you beat in a fistfight?
I'm new here, and I need to figure my place out on the pecking order.

ALTERNATIVELY

If you don't like violence, who could you beat at a game of Risk?
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Most of the women.
Not all.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)


(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Not you or Maggie obviously.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Fucking A.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
I'm sorry Mini T.
Please don't beat me.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
That's better.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
I was just trying to be a big man for once.
I could probably only beat vampirecat. As long as I got the first punch in.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
I'd kick yer arse, on the otherhand.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
For a minute there I thought that said lick.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

thought hoped
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
I could take that cunt, JackAction.
I heard he's a right poof.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Ryan Bury
I hear he's a chubby cunt.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
I'd have you.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Yeah, but we'd be pretending
just so that we can touch.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
*wrestles totally non-homoerotically*

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
urrr easty....
i'm hard.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
up for cyber gaz me

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
PUFF

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
:'(

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
GAY PUFF

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
That's a double negative.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
GAY HOMO PUFF

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Ha, homo sapien
So it's still double negative.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
GAY HOMO PUFF NANCY.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
*quiet cough*
I know you are but what am I.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
yeah you are

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Takes one to know one.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Oh you know I am

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
Well see this.
This is me taking YOUR ball and going off to fuck YOU girlfriend.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
You see this?
These are MY balls inside YOUR mum's mouth.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
That's not my mum.
That's your mum.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Yeah, but your mum's having sloppy seconds.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Wait, my mum has a cock now?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
What about a fight though?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
I couldn't care less
I don't need to win anything
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Okay,
Can I say i could beat you at Risk then?

You seem nice enough, but I need the kudos.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
I could beat the shit out of this pacifist.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
hahahha
LOSER!
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Probably none of them
All the little girls are also quite fighty.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
I'd Risk the fuck out of Gonzo.
"attaking rushia with 6 armys"
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
Easty, moohalaa, minimum fuss, hexachordal
(all the gayers)
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
You could halfpunch me, mind

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
He'd tire himself out with that face of yours.
I's did a funneh
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Nobody could ever get tired of punching Friz in the face.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Trufax dat.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Are you the hardest b3ta gay?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
I'd like to be able to take that title.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
and by title you mean cock.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
I always mean cock.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
PUFF

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I don't know.
It would be fun finding out.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Any Terrible Internet Bully
Some one needs to stand up to them!
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
i'm so strong that i once punched a man clean in two

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
into what?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
a pile of ash

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
How will they record music now.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Do you drive a Honda Accord?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
i drive two, one on top of the other

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Ahh I drive two as well
Side by side, and I stand one foot on each roof like a cowboy with two horses.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
I'd beat McDoof in a hot minute.
I'm from a bigger town.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
And by from a bigger town
you mean bigger cock.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
This is very true.
As that's exactly how it works in the rules invented by me.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Wotcher, Mr. Doof.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
I could beat most of them in a fight.
I'm well hard me.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
This is true.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
So am I, now.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
With more JACKACTION and less EASTY
www.b3ta.com/talk/6243344
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
You would crush my head like a grape between your bosom.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Blimey, I had a dream like this the other day.
It was a combination of sexiness and scariness.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
I bet it was!

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
I'm a lover
not a fighter.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
This
Well, not so much a lover as 'tolerant'.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

tolerantshit
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Shut it
or I'll smack you.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
I never understood why people say 'shut up with your opinion or I'll hit you'

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Because when they said it you couldn't hear them?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Perhaps
because your opinion is shit?
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
I don't believe anybody's said it to me
I've heard it being said. And saying somebody's opinion is shit is an opinion itself.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
you're like effing sophocles
has anyone tapped you up yet for the reith lectures?
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
I'll batter the lot of you, honest,
you first, as a sort of initiation.

I've never actually played Risk, I don't really want to either.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
Too cool, me.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
the ones without arms

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
head
wand
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Hello The Orthorities

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
HELLO
Derek Monte.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)