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I am of the opinion that any sport that can be called off due to rain is a pansyasswimpsport and anyone who plays such a sport in this blighted country should be mocked FOR ALL TIME
much like the jamaican bobsleigh team, the icelandic beach volleyball squad and the sub-saharan jetski brigade.

Either that or just play in the fucking rain. I mean cricket might actually be occasionally interesting if the bowler skidded face first into the batsmans crotch every once in a while. I hear a lot of complaints from very dull people about how tennis players move too fast these days, they wouldn't move so fast if they were ankle deep in mud.

Fuck that, just distribute bb guns through the crowd and be done with it.

What say you?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
They should play a proper sport like hurling.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh Ireland!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
:(
You're horrible to the fastest land game on Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
hurling is a fantastic game
you get a big stick and you use it to beat a path to the other end of the pitch

a ball is sometimes involved
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
How about a nice game of badminton?
We can chat about face scrubs and George Clooney!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
QUEEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
JAMMY
Your new away kit looks like the Tom & Jerry Zoot Suit

www.jazzeddie.f2s.com/images/Tom%20&%20Jerry/zoot4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
Shoulders like a real man, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
that was an excellent Tom and Jerry Episode.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Is that what they play in Bolton on a Friday night?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
I have no idea, I've never been to Bolton.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
It was a pun on the word 'hurling' which means variously
a homoseuxal game for ginger people who live in a country where horses roam the streets, and the economy shrinks by 5% ever 36 hours.

and

being sick, which is something people do where they think about Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
I totally didn't get that.
Thank you for explaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
You're welcome.
I always try to be nice to our spasticated Westwards Down's Cousins.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
I like econoy
sounds Northern Irish
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
VMOS in not being as good as GROS or GMOS shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
Nobody is as good as GMOS
who is GROS though?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
I lost a bet about GROS to WMUS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
in your FACE

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
I paid the debt!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
You're just not important enough to know GROS

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
or he's not geeky enough to drop everything down to acronyms
GROS = Giant Rat of Sumatra
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
GROS. Funniest girl on the net.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
Shut up and sing Jerusalem.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
sing whatnow?

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
*condescension*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
I would like some cake but I'm not sure what sort

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
it should have almonds in

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
nuclear exploding robot death cake

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
COFFEE.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
I think all coffee cakes should come with a warning iced on them to avoid disappointment
DANGER: THIS IS NOT CHOCOLATE
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

NOT CHOCOLATE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
dog egg soufflé

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Delishus caek

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
We have just been brought chocolate brownies by a customer
You can have one of them if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
Carrot
or lemon drizzle cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
I heard JMG once punched a baby right in the face for looking at him funny

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
I wish to deny these remarks, through the power of dance.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
too late, it's all over the interet now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
YOU TERRIBLE BULLY!
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
SAYS YOU, BABY-PUNCHER

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
true story
I was there

he used a left hook
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
I heard he headbutted a kitten too

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
I was pulling in the main sheet on a slippery foredeck in high winds and choppy water...
I am a REEL man... lol
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
Woo it's sunny

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
Brilliant!
Nothing like a bit of sun.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
I'm a climber, it's fucking hard to climb when everything is piss wet through.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Pussy,
I bet you use ropes and stuff too,
What a boring sport you partake in.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
:(
I must be a big gayer :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
I say sport doesn't necessarily have to be a show of machismo,
although I'd like to see snooker played in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
I say lots of things.
Mostly swearing. And actually say shout
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)