Tell me, oh wise B3tans
What flavour of alchohol goes best when one would like to spite Islamic extremists?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

I'm planning on beer flavour tonight
starting as soon as I get on my fucking train home.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Can you wait until 11:30 tonight?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

My trains home
are running normally.

Stick that up your fucking camel Mr suicidy cunt !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

yeah, so it's a prime target
for the evening rush hour attacks.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Fuck that
There are more police at London Bridge station at the moment than there are dildo's in your mums bedside cabinet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

so there's a total of 1 policeman?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

Yeah
But he's fucking massive and overworked.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Good for you.
We've got the walking brain-dead wandering around at the moment* 'cos all their trains shat them out at Reading station.


*more than usual
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

pork n' vodka

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

All of them.
Mixed together in a bucket.

With a straw and a little umbrella.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

The favoured tipple
of fat Essex girls.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

So what you're saying is
That i should brave the mongs in Sainsburys in a minute to purchase a bottle of their most paint stippery vodka and some sort of mixer?

Because im only allowed to if you say so:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

It is your duty as a man
and above all as a b3tan.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

gin
and seman.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

David?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

i
had no idea you could get gin called david.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Any.
Obviously. But I suggest White cider, as it is what I am PROUDLY drinking now.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

I didnt know park benches had internet access;)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

French wine,
the cheaper the better.
That'll learn 'em.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

And just how are you gonna achieve that?
You bloody BNP lot - can't we ban you all from using b3ta? BAN MYBNP BOI!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

I'm finding that a mixture of
Cheech and Pressure Drops are good right now...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Guinness flavour.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Bacon and Pussy.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Bacon, Crusade and Pussy
Will probably annoy them more.

With a side order of Corporate Oil-rape
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

I believe there is a beer
called Crusade.

But I could be wrong.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Is there a beer called
"Stick it up your camel Mr Suicidy cunt" ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)