so yeah, it's warm today
anyone ever seen a television programme?

I had a sandwich
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

one time i watched a movie about a woman and a walrus in love

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

loop it

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

fear me
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

*shake, shake, shake, shakes the room.*

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I heard you liked it...
big willy style.. 'arf!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Fucksake
even the newbs have a dig these days. bog off to QOTW.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

hello, btw.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

greetings
hello to you!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

arf. yes.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrffffff
sorry.. just burped
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

hello existing user
who are you?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

It's yer mam
nahhhh get on wiv da washin up and put those skiddy pants in the machine
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

what happened in the end?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

there was a salmon and something about a gazebo, i'll be honest I was in intensive care when I watched it

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Titanic II?
What happened to Jack, and why Rose managed to stay warm and alive in the water all that time?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

she became old
and he died in the first one

there wasn't a seaquall
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

an interqual then
it elaborates on the three days between the boat sinking and Rose being found by the rescue boats. And yes, it was three days, not hours, they explain it through a clever flashback sequence, and it's where Rose and Jack befriend a walrus but then Rose and the walrus fall in love and it's the walrus that drags Jack down to the depths but then it sacrifices itself so that Rose can gorge on its tasty tasty blubber.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

they should do one where Rose marries a dragon

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

ZOMG
Amazing.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

You missed off something about shopping.

( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Hi Tom.
How are you?
( Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I'm very well thanks, Sarah.
How are you?
( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

I'm alright, thank you.
I'm very glad you're well.
( Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Can I play this
'calling each other by our real names game'? Um, Sarah?
( jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

Certainly, Jenjamin.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Actually, I quite like that.
I shall keep it
( jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

It's better than your 'real' real name
Isn't it, Slaglegs?

Love Jonathan
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

aka Droopy.

( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

*mwah*

( jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Unfortunately, a parody of a boring post
is also quite boring.
( in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6074306
( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

imagine what it would be like if people didn't post when they had nothing to say
like ... wow, that would be soooo weird
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

See also
my flounce
( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

In those trousers, I think I can.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

That's because you didn't really put enough effort into it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I had some haggis

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Om nom nom. I've some in the freezer.

( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Mine had venison in it
Leftovers for work breakfast tomorrow
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

You coming to the Manc do in a couple of weeks?

( Monty Propps, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

no

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Ah

( Monty Propps, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

well, maybe

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Oh

( Monty Propps, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

No, I've never even seen a TV, let alone a TV programme because that's what the government use to pump their propaganda into your head.

Also, "warm" - you don't know the meaning of the word unless you were on the commuter train from Nottingham to Lincoln tonight, with no opening windows, no A/C and millions of underage clubbbers piling on at Newark.
( C, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

I dun a poo
and saw Ian McShane do some killing.
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)