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I'm off to get a TRAIN later for TWO HOURS to NEWCASTLE.

What train-based antics should I do?
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Stick your head out of the window when you hear a train coming in the opposite direction

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
My face will stop the train lol lol fatface

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
The other train might think one of the Thomas the tank engine trains was coming towards them.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Haha
See, I like the *good* fatface jokes.

This is one of them
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I don't like bullying normally but this raised me a chuckle Friz

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
DG and Wormulus are usually very original
But when it's the same dreary "uh.. you can fit snooker balls in your mouth", it just makes me convinced that the user in question just sniffs glue and types the same dreary shit over and over.

When thought is put into it, I enjoy it.

/end
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
I BET YOU ENJOY PUTTING SNOOKER BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH
hahahahaha
*sniffs glue*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
GOOD ONE, MIKE WOZ ERE

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
I mean..

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
:/
b3ta.com/search/posts/16234?q=snooker
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

it's more fun to sniff snooker balls and fill your mouth with glue
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Your head is soo big, that when you went to get your top hat fitted, you had to go up a size from the tailor's origional estimate !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
I lolled at the pure shitness of this one. Well done.

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
ABERDEEN
LOLFAT Etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Your face is so big, that when compaired to an average sized head, your head is clearly bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
huh huh... you could, like, fit DG and Wormulus into your mouth. LOL

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Your head is so big, that it sat next to _everybody_ at school.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

balls tables
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

tables halls
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

halls something bigger lol
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
it's a perfect comedy recipe!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
My face isn't even that fat!

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
you're preaching to the choir, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Train spotter spotting.
I'll be training it up on Friday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
WHERE TO?

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Scarborough.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Good for you.

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I think so too.
You should take a day trip and come visit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I NEED AN ADULT
I NEED AN ADULT
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Ahaha.
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Have you found a job in Aberdeen yet?
And if not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
No, as I've not been looking.
*makes cheeky face*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I hate you!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I'll send you a postcard.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
You should see if you can get a job at that Crazy Golf place.
Maybe they'll pay you to get high scores !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Get off at full speed before Newcastle.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

spend the whole journey hurrying from one end of the train to the other, not sitting down at all, just going backwards and forwards
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
"Tickets please"
"WHEEEEEEEEE"
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
why don't you try and derail the train by running from either side bumping into the walls.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
i'm a one man terrorist group

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Under Siege 2?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
that's better than a one man pop group

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
or a one man morris dancing group

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
insist the driver do a barrel roll

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Poor Skippy =((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
slippy, wannit?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Take a conductors outfit.
Walk around asking people for tickets, if you bump into the actual conductor, beat him up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
You should, like, totally, enjoy the journey.
I really hope you have a safe journey and no halm comes to you, your fellow train travellers, or anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
perhaps you could read a book
or a paper or something
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
read someone elses paper
over their shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Newcastle...
*homesicks*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
I'm gonna totally touch all your things

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Induce paranoia in people by watching them
then as soon as they make eye contact with you, immediately hide behind your newspaper. Repeat this for everyone.

If anyone approaches you to ask why you were staring at them, just say you thought they were an old friend you recognised from school. Wait for them to return to their seat and then repeat the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Bonus points for whispering death threats whilst staring

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)