near top link
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8117567.stm

What? I just want to know why I'm being delayed, I don't want to be told things like "there is more to life than increasing at speed" I just want to get to where I'm going you pretentious pricks.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I emailed bbc breakfast about this.
I suggested announcments on the Northern Line should be made with a Geordie or Scottish accent, and Prince phil should do them on the Jubilee.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

What about the Bakerloo line?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

They can listen to baldmonkey podcasts all the way.

( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

That's just uncalled for.

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

i got bored. couldn't think of anything for that one.
nor piccadilly.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

The sound of a loaf of bread being flushed down a toilet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

this is patronising and unpleasant.
i think they would do well to spend their money on making the trains run on time, rather than spouting left-of-centre politics to a mostly islamicised community. it is high time for Gordon Brown to leave.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I don't know much about that.
I don't really have the confidence to post a political view on here.
Gordon Brown only has one eye. Do any of you have any missing body parts :D?

how about this one? Am I doing it right yet?
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

How long should I leave between posting?
I'm nervous and don't want to get it wrong.
What was the last thing you go wrong recently?
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

i like this,
because i imagine it's even more irritating to those people who complained about your previous posting style
( well, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

I'm agreein' with Gobbo, and not just because he is well buff tings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/onsite/gif/gonzo.gif
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

it's high time there was a jewish pope,
too long have jews suffered discrimination with regards papacy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

da boi iz bare peeeng

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

"hell is other people"
during rush hour on the District line, yeah, that ought to cheer folk up.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)