Who's creepier
The bloke who wanks over cartoons or the bloke who stalks the bloke who wanks over cartoons?
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

The bloke who wanks over cartoons.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

This.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

have you read what this game is?
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

No Mongy, it's clear to EVERYONE. I'm the creepy one here.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'd have to say the bloke that wanks over cartoons

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Unless its Betty Rubble, any of the teen angels from Captain Caveman or Daphne from Scooby Doo.
Then it's okay.

Isn't it?

TELL ME IT'S OKAY?!!!!
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

And lois from Family Guy

( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

and dora...
erm..lovely weather
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Stephanie from Lazy Town
is legally old enough!
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Surely YOU mean
Daphne Velma?

shit, she's not about is she? *runs*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Hahahahaha! :)
"My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"

I'm sure theres a website dedicated to that. Apparently.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Ha ha! :)
if she sees this, she's going to twat both of us, starting with you!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I'll just stand on a chair.

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I'll be okay, I've got long enough arms to hold her flailing at bay until she gets tired

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

I wish I did. Thats why I have to resort to the old 'standing on a chair' trick.
Or the 'hiding under the stairs with the vacuum cleaner' one. She doesn't know where it is.

OOH, SATIRE :)

I've gone too far now, I feel.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

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(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)