Knock knock.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

"Keys on the table"

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

shouldn't you be wanking over some badly-drawn cartoon images of 12 year olds right now?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

When he's desperate,he draws them himself

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I remember a great QoTW story about someone so desparate for porn
they drew their own.
( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'm sure that actually happened

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I posted something real
www.b3ta.com/questions/buses/post466001
( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

unlike this autistic mess
b3ta.com/questions/buses/post466001
( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

hah! in your face face

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

same timecode and everything.
OH THE LULZ
( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Mine actualy happened though :(

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

fucking hell
how can anyone be that desperate when there is porn on the net!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I was so poor as a child I had to write my own Mills & Boon books

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

yo cockmunch

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

ROUND TWO
*ding ding ding*
( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

you're fucking shit at b3ta

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

straight for the jugular

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

likewise

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

so, this game you were wanking over, how young are the girls in it? and what exactly do you get to do in "touching mode" and "les mode" ?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I never understood "adult" games.
I mean, my mouse is on the right side. I'm right handed...
That's precious wanking time, and pace, lost to randomly click on some text...
Videos are much better. Or something I can control in my left hand.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

There are many accusations that can be levelled at Gilgamesh
but being shit at the internet is not one of them.

If I were you, I'd pour scorn on the fact that Gilgamesh is regularly on here all day and all night.
( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

As an irregular regular irregular regular
I would like to agree.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

You put your left leg in, your left leg out, your left leg in and
you shake it all about.

Good morning folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

But it's OK
because he thinks it's shit
( magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

and you're a paedophile

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

also:
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahaa you are shit at everything
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

What the fuck is that?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

Don't reply to me, you fucking prick.
Fuck off and die like the shitty paedo-goblin you are.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

on Wood?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

three times on the ceiling if you want meeee

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Who's There?

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Not Michael Jackson

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

LOL SAME JOKE WHENEVER ANYBODY FAMOUS DIES

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Knock Knock

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Who's there?

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

NOT SSG

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

I can confirm,
he ain't dead yet.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Friz's enormous flesh-glacier face

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

LOL SAME JOKE WHENEVER YOUR FACE FACE POSTS ON THE INTERNET

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Face face?

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

FACEX2

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

FACE SQUARED

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

You're like Gorbachev except the map of the world on your face
is TO SCALE.
( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Who's There?

( __, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

look, how many times have I told you to fuck offo
bloody jehovah witnesses for fuck sake.

go away!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Their booklets are WONDERFUL
In their paradise, people happily live in a forest with LIONS whilst playing ACOUSTIC GUITAR
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I really offended one of them,
by saying that's how I interpret life anyway.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

and the lions apparently
eat grass and salad.
IT IS NOT SCIENCE!
( Three Dog Man, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Who's there?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)