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BIOLOGISTS!
What did I see on Saturday night in Portugal? It lived in the harbour, and the locals called them "sea devils". I couldn't see very well because it was dusk, but they swam like sting rays, making slow flapping motions through the water. They were black and about 5 inches long with "wings" either side of a torpedo-shaped body.

I think they might have been molluscs like sea slugs. Wiki says "sea butterfly" but I'm not convinced. Any other ideas?

If you are not a marine biologist, what's been your favourite military coup of recent history?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
Chicken coup d'état

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
I heard your news:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8124059.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Strangly enough I was down the pub Friday and a Girls Aloud tribute act were there called Girls Alouder, my god were they rough
www.costelloentertainments.co.uk/AdminImages/gallery/12/girls_alouder_gall.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Good to see that Pete Burns is still working in the music industry.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
pfft :)
It was really funny. Loads of lads were there, mock horning and 'WAAYHEEEY'ing before they turned up, we didn't even realise what was going on.

They finally turned up and loads of guys just downed their pints and left.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Good God.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
That's been touched up too.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
Not in a while I'd think looking at them.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
With mop handle from behind a Perspex screen

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
In a full hazmat suit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
*boiks*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I honestly thought it was a drag act act first

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
It certainly looks like one.
Especially the second from the right. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID?
www.dansatak.com/artiste.asp?StageName=GIRLS%20ALOUDER%20(Girls%20Aloud%20Tribute)
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Fucking hell!
Only a 1 hour show too!

We do that for £80!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
Actually, with a costume change It would be £85 plus 10% door.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
The guilty man
ichlugebullets.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/article-1066435-02dcb4e400000578-703_233x4392.jpg
Fighting internet stereotypes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
It was a trip.
You were on LSD.

My favourite Coup was when the Japanese took over the English Government, made us all speak Japanese, then erased our memory of the event. All the Japanese had to learn English which they now call Japanese so we didn't find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
That pigeon coup
Coup, coup
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
the coup de'gracie

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Tommy Couper

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
sunfish?
I'd like to know what kind of jellyfish stung me in Barca, the cunt. It's still red and bumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Barca,
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
hehe vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
pffft
ouchies
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
zing!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Seedee?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
WAHEY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
The whole pissing thing isn't an urban legend.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
No, I don't think it was a fish at all.
Plus, it was too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Probably a cr3 also known as a Mauve stinger
They can cause terrible problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
The Mauve stinger part was serious btw

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
I looked it up
that's not it I'm afraid. It was more "solid", and spotty.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
No idea then I'm afraid
I thought you might enjoy the cr3 reference but alas :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Nah it's ok
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
RUM REBELLON OF 1808!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Vaginafish.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
black vagina fish?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
I don't have a favourite
I would like to know a good mobile phone that isn't complicated to use and doesn't have lots of ridiculously fancy things on it. We need a new one for our on-call phone as ours is dead. Apparently no such thing exists anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Nokia 3330

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
there's also a new one out recently
that has big buttons and can't even send texts (although it can receive them). It's quite well built and designed for old people. Can't remember the name of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
WR1NK13-B100P3RM 104

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
The Nokia 'ALLO??? ETHEL??? I'M 87 YOU KNOW YA DAFT 'APETH!"
or something
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Wow
That's worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
that's the last phone I had,
it lasted me like 7 years as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Oh, I googled the wrong number
I had that phone too. Lasted ages unlike the crap I have now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
they've realised it's not so hard to convince most people to get a new phone every year,
so there's not much point in making them last any longer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
True
But I would like a phone that will last the length of my contract without having a fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Why?
And there's plenty of phones which do what you want, usually aimed at business customers. Nokia does loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
I looked up the wrong number
I don't want a business phone though, I don't care about email, music or internet. I don't even care about text messaging, I just want a phone that rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Did I say they were business phones?
I said they're aimed at business customers.

www.nokia.co.uk/find-products

pretty much anything at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
fish

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
ORIENTAL NIGHTFISH

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
haha
I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Sexy stuff at the end of the Rupert & the Frogsong video?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Seaside woman was the best.
Pappa catch the fish from the bottom of the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
yeah!
the oriental nightfish one was a bit odd. I liked Seaside woman, with the little scraggy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Gazpacho

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
oh lol, coup

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
They're used panty-liners
escapees from the local sewage system
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Maybe it was a sea devil
www.thejump.net/id/northern-seadevil.htm

As for coups all of the twentieth century Bolivian ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)