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Somebody told me Wormulus was incredibly short but I didn't buy it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
no, he's of regular height.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
He's quite short I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
He's not a great deal taller than me,
but I didn't measure the difference or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
this is coming from me, I suppose.
What is "regular height" for men? There's a good range of heights on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
5 9 - 5 10 is the average

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
I am the average height
5 9
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
for a smurf

(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
depending on age range and nationality.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I obviously meant Bolivian females

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
I'm 6 2, so most people seem short.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Giant freak!

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
Don't worry, I'm 6'6"
so it will be the same margin between me and you, as you and a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
*pats on head*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Wormulus is about 5ft 9 1/2. The half matters because I'm 5ft 10" without shoes, and I like the aerial view I get of his side parting

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
You'd both be a bit short in my world.
You should get your heels on. Or platforms!!
PLATFORMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Me cowboy boots make me 6ft. But to be honest I wouldn't want to tower over you due to the baldness might shine in my eyes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
Don't worry Pipsqueak. I'm 6ft barefoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I'm 6ft 3.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
+in high heels

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
It's all that Tyne water, it deforms you. I think your arms are 2ft long
JMG-Rex
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Tyranydoleus or something along those lines when the girls are looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
me too Jammy, me too.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
SEPERATED AT SOME KIND OF BIRTH LASTING OVER A PERIOD OF 3 YEARS.
*Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
*fist bump and nods*
crikey that was a miskey and a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Us southern softies are stunted from all the mincing

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
speak for yourself!
i'm more southern than you, shorty
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
How southern?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
portsmouth
pretty southern
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
I'm going to create a 'Lank Corner' at the CHB bash were all the cloud lickers and hangout.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
lawks!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
i'm 6ft 3in of pure sex

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
*height five*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
we're fine until trev gets here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I bet you're both all lanky and your arms flail around like rodeo lassos

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
i'm built like a shit brickhouse

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
wait...

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Your head is made from corrugated iron

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'm getting a bit porky, it has to be said.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)