People need to paint themselves white, cover their houses in damp hessian and stop moaning.
What would the best job to have in weather like this?
( Druid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Lido temperature tester

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Li Dil
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

il an
( Druid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

...Yep
Still pretty cold...
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

A lido is more fun than a dildo

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

KKK
floaty outfit
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Wet t-shirt competition judge?
Air conditioning tester?
Head of RBS?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Bikini tester
Swimming pool activity organiser
Ice cream licker
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

I used to work in a pub kitchen
whenever it was this hot I'd go and hide in the walk-in fridge, and say I was counting the stock.
Worked beautifully.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Weatherman

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

No job.
But somehow miraculously money for elderflower champagne, picnics in shady woods and an open top car to go vroom vroom breeze breeze in.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I agree with all of this
except for the no job bit.
No job is fucking rubbish. I'd work on a building site if there was one I could get to employ me. Fuck it, at least I'd get some exercise.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

surf instructor

( weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

any job
it's just temperature. people need to man the absolute fuck up and stop behaving like a load of flouncing Marys.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

What if the air conditioning in the office is broken and it's so hot that my mouse has melted
to my desk*?





*this may not actually have happened
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

you shouldn't use a white chocolate mouse
you need a computer one.

/TMB - solving weather-based computing issues since 1975
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

I've missed you.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I was in WALES.
I walked a load of the pembrokeshire coast path and did sea stuff and went jet boating and drank booze. Oh, and flew my kite.

Now I'm in London doing fuck all, drinking beer and sat on a pub bench and stealing wireless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

pub park

stealing wireless wanking
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

If I could sit on a park bench
drinking beer, wanking AND dealing with my work emails then I'd be very happy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Wine taster
Outdoors.

And this rain is lovely!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Done that
it's a lot harder than it sounds.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

boiler stoker

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Foundry worker.
I bet they're all dying for an ice cream, them that's not been sacked.
( Druid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)