Pradar Willi.I saw a video of a Prader Willi (look it up nerd) sufferer who needs to be rugby tackled if she ever hears the ice-cream van approaching.
Otherwise she'd go out and practically attempt to hijack the van.
Now I'm not going to go for a cheap gag at this deep issue.
But where do you often find yourself thinking of the other b3tans?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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You never saw a queue outside a McDonalds?Protests at the closure of an Oversize store?
Nothing?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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I think of you every night before I go to sleep.There. I've said it. Are you happy now?
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Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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Immensely!I saw somebody on the news at a BNP rally who had to have a bit of a sit down because it was all a bit too much for him.
I thought of b3ta.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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We watched a bit of that 50-stone son programme on channel 4 last nightBlimey.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Is that the one with the mental mum clingy who wipes his boomboom?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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hoh yeahI bet he LOVES world of warcraft.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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I bet he's alliance too.I sooooo wanted to bat his mum upside the head. He's in pain, so fucking what, tell him to man the fuck up. He had a flat butt, like the bottom of a piano.
I haven't played WoW in a while, I might jump on this week. 1 bar from 77.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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we also wondered at his shelf-arseMe neither, I said I'd be in 2 raids at the weekend I forgot about. I was outside instead, never mind. I might pop on tonight, actually.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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That story was loosely based on my life(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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bloody hellwhere do people like this get the time?
I know I am big but fucking hell
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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it was his mum, overfeeding him his whole lifeand just not stopping.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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We've already decided I'm on the dole and hairless beyond science, but it's never too soon to get another dig in.The internet isn't for fun, it's for repeating and pornography.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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I went with a more hilarious spelling thoughwww.b3ta.com/talk/6246590
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WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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I think we should start a new, as in you should have a job and you probably don't live with your mum.I think you're a milkman, from the hours that you post. You live with a mate.
I still think you're a bit bald though, I saw your forehead with a willy on it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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a CANDLESTICKMAN(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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THERE'S NO DENYING MY DOLE STORY.AND BY STORY, I MEAN FACT AND BY DOLE I MEAN THAT I AM NOT WOUND UP.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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You'd better get off him then.WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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giant solar powered death bot(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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I think it's a mixture of diamond geezers and dorises, and a gabble of fish finger hunting Down's(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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hhahaha you utter cunt, I just huffed down the phone at a client trying not to laugh!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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Looking at the bench of fat teenagers outside McDonalds.I saw one drop his burger and then pick it up off the street and eat it the other day.
Even you JMG, dole as you are, wouldn't sink to such depths.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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See?B3tans. Everywhere. Big fat everywhere!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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I think about b3tans in the toiletA good musing on the finer points of /talk is always good to get the stream flowing
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Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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I couldn't watch Piston_Broke beyond two minutes.I was almost in tears.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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I haven't seen it yet(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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You'd do well to avoid it Dear.Don't look directly at it.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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it would have been fine if he'd had any concept of time or direction in it.it was just three stories connected with 'erm well errr, y know like, err are you filming me? Err oi, stop talking at me I'll abuse you, erm errr chavs right, err yeah, chavs right, yeah, chavs right'
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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I've known some b3tans to be amusingbut I couldn't watch that video
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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If I found myself thinking of other b3tans in any situationI think that sectioning followed by suicide would be the only solution.
love you all really
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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HehMy mum used to work with a Prada Willi sufferer. Built like a brick shithouse and my mum had to restrain her sometimes.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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when i was on holiday, i saw a sign that saidenvolver
engage
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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