a good reason why toons shouldn't go on safari...
pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022009/mangled_by_a_zebra.jpg
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

That's not real :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

brb, I'm going to Africa

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

I went there on a Pedalow when I went on holiday to spain.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

That was my dad.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

lol. shenanigans.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

5 points for use of a good underused word.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

I've only ever had one shenanigan in my like. And only one hijink.

( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

A fair few frolics and the occasional tomfoolery though.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Oh yes.

( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

I bet you've been in the odd brouhaha too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

I once witnessed a fracas.
And I've been known to indulge in the occasional rumpus.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

I saw a hullaballoo once
Grim times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

I don't believe that.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

That brings back sad memories of my own father
who was killed by being rimmed ferociously by a rhino :(
( broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

that gives me the right horn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

african or indian rhino?

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

Jamaica.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

I'm going on safari in September.
I shall choose my clothes carefully.

*doesn't pack elephant suit*
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

wow there is a lot of links that i'm not clicking today, i wonder what the record for not clicking links on a forum is, i must be getting close

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

Quick Jenk, get a flight to Africa and start bumming Zebras
We have to have revenge
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

It's typical behaviour though. Even taken out of their element, even in a ravaged place like Kenya, you can't change the Geordie's stupid nature.
Just goes to show that you can take a Geord to war-torn, but you can't Mackem think.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

0.3/10

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

*grabs electric saw and attempts to remove fingers*

( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)