It's only taken a few hundred years, but Poland is now part of the civilised world
which means a Polish ice cream company now make Mint, Coffee, and Rum and Raisin ice-creams.

What have YOU been looking for for years?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

acceptance

( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

if she says no more than 3 times move on

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

o i
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

mive?

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

mire?

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

in?

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

ni?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

oh

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

swish....

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

ni?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

what the fuck is he on about

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

mingychips

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

I made myself lol :(

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

I didn't know he was south african

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

FLIPZ!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

They were chocolate covered pretzels in case anybody was wondering.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

They were FUCKIN' awesome people!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

'the one'
/gay
( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

^This.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

I've found the one several times.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

He is the Messiah, and I should know, I've followed a few.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

+show
lololololol
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

ROFL!

( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Cheese flavour Snaps.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

My mind.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

self worth

( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

it's about $2.98
at todays mineral prices, for the stuff that makes up your body.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I think you'd get a different price if you summed up the going rates for your organs

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

Not for mongy's
Half of them have been clocked, and the other half don't have the proper paperwork.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

I didn't say the price would be higher

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

my organs would not fetch a very good price
:(((
( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

Crispix.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

A Casio DS-1L calculator, and I found one on eBay today! Result!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

An edible Pot Noodle.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

Kellogg's Country Store

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

Wasn't Mr.Kellogg a nazi or a racist or something?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

God Squad.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

And a vegetarian according to Wikipedia.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

He made shit cereal anyway.
I want Lucky Charms!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

If you find it see of they have any Ordinary K.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

No problem.
I'm also looking for a packet of Poor Tea biscuits
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

Small D Peanuts.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

Single Decker

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

Giant gems

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

Sherbert Waterfeature

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

THAT DOESN'T WORK YOU RUBBISH

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

Coleman's English Musgenius

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Cillit Whimper

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

The very ends of the earth, so that I may do battle with the dragon who lives there
and that I might slay him, and retrieve the Emerald Rune that will bring peace to my people!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

Spent nearly 6 years looking for the Lost Jockey LP.
Then I bought a copy off a Dutch musician for £15, made MP3s of it and have listened to it maybe twice since then.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

i'm going to go mad here and open my heart for all to see
i really want a mug with a little hippo attached to the side that is part submerged when it is full with tea/coffee
( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

that's fairly specific

( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

If you can think it someone dun did it.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

someone did do it, i want one
can't find one tho
( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

Linda.
I'll never stop looking.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

Frozen food aisle, next to the pizzas

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

SHE'S DEAD GRRRMACHINE AND SHE AIN'T NEVER COMING BACK.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

Linda who?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Oh you fucking cunt.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Pfft
you LOVE me
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

PAIN.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Oh
I'm sorry
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

I can see that keyboard player saying
"I'm looking for John Conner..."
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

"...35 quid and a pack of ciggies..."

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

So is one of them called Hugh?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

No.
I think they're Greg and Pat or something.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Only it's not actually a man. It's a big fat lezza smoking MY pipe and wearing MY slippers!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

I was THAT close to putting that, but crisps won out.
You OK, you huge head-dobbing spacker?
( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Fine ta
cunteyes. Triple L wants five dinners, I think.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

OK, I'll see to it.
CHUNK!
( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

averna
but bananaman linked me up to a site that sells it this week. it must be a good week for discovering such things
( spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

bananaman eh?
i know one of his friends, coconutman. bit of a nut job if you ask me
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

bananaman the b3tan
nice chap. making deckchairs at the moment apparently
( spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

really?
can he fix mine, the fabrics gone
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

germans?
they're never quite where you left them
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)