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So, anyway.
I was rooting through a box of old crap and found a device shaped like an Elephant with a trigger in the chest, and when you pulled it, the trunk blew out a blast of cold air. I found it both confusing and arousing.

What've you recently found confusing and arousing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
advanced maths scat.

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+porn

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Gobbo

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Sir Sand Goblin

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
Gobble Wobble !

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
i already have a girlfriend,
but if it doesn't work out, feel free to score me on the rebound.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
Oh cruel fait, I know thee well.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
And she is beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
VERY beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
Your dad in your mums clothes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
GLOBYNOBOY

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Enrique Iglesias

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Quantum pornography.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
they're both legal and not legal until i watch it

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
Schrödinger's pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
Genital entanglement is HOT.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
i find the questions posted on this forum are a bit crap, just post your blogs
it's all shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
i bought a new calculator today
it is a Casio DS-1L which is the same model that I used in my first job 16 years ago.
i think it is a great calculator. do you have any feelings towards calculators?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
i don't, sorry, no offence
i use hardly any maths that i can't work out with a pencil
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
you do know that if ever you do, i'd be willing to help
GAZ me the maths you need working out, and I'll use my Casio DS-1L calculator for you

forum help, great times. no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
cheers, does this look right
adiabatic equation

I=Uo/Zs

I=230/0.15

I=1533.3A

Now from appendix three in BS7671 a BS1361 100A fuse will disconnect somewhere between 0.1 and 0.2 seconds at 1500A, therefore i will use 0.18...

S=Sq.Root(I2t)/K

S=650.4/115

S=5.65mm2, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
I saw this and thought of you
b3ta.com/board/9559076
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
i only ordered it today
it will take 4-5 days to arrive

it looks right, but i would like to check, lest you come to any kind of harm. i wouldn't want that on my conscience. no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
Why do you hang around mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
dunno, it's like a habit i suppose
it may not be good for you but you keep doing it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
whyheyeheyehahaheye do yooouu come here?

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www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/lesbianrobots.html
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
good god i fancy bjork.

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she's a batshit insane munter

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
good call!

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Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
Why would a robot need tits anyway?

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Whapple.

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Areeya

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I thought I was the only one.

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this
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Japanese porn

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