someone who REALLY likes giraffes.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

I did see a video of a guy who'd attached a dildo to a large unicorn soft toy
I imagine it'd go a similar way
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

Filth.
Collecting lots of large stuffed toys would make for a (relatively) cheap and rubbish zoo.
( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

that's true
no upkeep to think about, except for hoovering all the animals once in a while.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

I hope it was a massive horse soft toy with a dildo on its forehead

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

that would be the comedy option
alas, no :( It was an animatronic one, too :((((((
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

ROBOPLEGIC WRONGCOCK

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

what do animatronic unicorns do even when they don't have dicks strapped to them?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

Sudoku, mainly.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

this one seemed to totter about and its mouth opened and closed
it may have been saying "end this hellish existence, please"
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

or asking for carrots.
do unicorns eat carrots?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

I think they eat virgins.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

Phew,
You're safe then, you tiny pervert
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

possibly not safe for work:
www.newgrounds.com/store/product/penicorn
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

I have a friend who is attracted to giraffes.
He doesn't have €4655 though. And it would be a bugger to shoplift.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

they have very elegant knees

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

He likes the eyelashes and tongues.
I wish I was making this up.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

haha
bless. Aren't giraffe tongues blue?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I have no idea.
I will be drinking with said pervert later and shall inquire.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

their tongues are prehensile though.
I imagine that's part of their charm.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

maybe his friend is a smurf

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

I know what he means about the eyelashes.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Not you too.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

do a google image search for "giraffe eye".
I wish I could get my lashes like that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

tie your legs to a lamp post, and your eyelashes to a fast car
/kipling
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Exceedingly bad idea.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

thanks for the advice Mr Kipling

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

I know someone who bought a life-siz inflatable rhino.

( WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

I bought my son a 6ft inflatable Godzilla when he was about 6 years old for christmas
forgot to buy a foot pump.. spent several hours blowing the bloody thing up on christmas eve.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

DADDY!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)

I'm sorry sweetie
daddy took quite a beating from the lad and my brother.. he died the next day
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You killed ma paw.
*swears revenge*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

This is probably the most wrong thing I am ever going to admit to you lot
but I used to collect inflatable dinosaurs.

My favourite was a MASSIVE Pterodactyl.
( WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

screencapped just in case you delete this post you big Jurassic Geek

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

my son was (and still is) totally obessesed with dinosaurs
if you see a 20 year old with a very tight dinosaur t-shirt on in North London.. that's probably him
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

I have a triceratops lamp
and a dinosaur mug, for tea.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)