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Holy fuck!
They're gonna wheel out Jacko's coffin on stage!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
What telivision do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
They just announced it on bbc five live

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
So you're anouncing something on telly you're not even watching?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
Have they greased up the stage so the coffin can slide backwards slowly?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Couldn't really get him to do it himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I hope a tornado comes and he pops up and starts screaming and holding onto shit like he does in the Earth Song.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
A bit of his skin would just catch on a nail in the wall
and his bones would clatter together like wind chimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
then the last 2 bars of 'Bad' plays
dun Dun DUN...WHOSE BAAD.

followed by a post death prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
..and the crowd goes wild

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
How nice

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Hopefully he'll burst out and do the Thriller dance

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

www.collegehumor.com/video:1916427
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
What the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
Why do fat people always try to copy that dance?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
Is she fat?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)