A friend of mine just msn'd me that
"north devon is so bloody inbred"

What hasn't surprised you recently?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

/talk
Not ONE iota.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

*says something erudite and lucid*
bet THAT surprised ya
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

here is something to suprise you, moohalaa at his birthday party
9gag.com/photo/9155_540.jpg
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

*boiks*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

bringing sexy back?
more like a sweaty back
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

chug! chug! chug!

( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

chp
/DG
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

That's the best thing ever.
Why is his crotch all wet?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

I blame the Calvin Klein underwear catalogue.

( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

this?
www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

oh my good chrIIEERRRGLLGPPPPPP
*mops face*
( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

Happy b3taday
I bet you wish I'd never introduced you to this gaggle of awful sperm-wastes
( WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

3 years Wormy, 3 years.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

Bonne b3tanniversaire ma petite.
See you tomorrow arvo?

Will ring around lunchtime.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Wouldn't that cause painful suction wounds?
I am more than a little aghast.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

aghast, online?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

Quite so, young Gerry, quite so

( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

a medium aghast

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm not just saying this becuase it's a fat man
but that looks a bit like Mykey.
( WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

I'm glad it's not just me thought that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

I think.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

that's not how you make a milk stout

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

*marries a woman*

( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

*looks hopeful*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

BLIMEYPANTS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

I wasn't surprised that I did a little cry when Michael Jacksons daughter spoke at his memorial

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

I think this is a woman thing.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

It must be
It was sad that the first time anyone in the world hears or sees one of his children up close that it's at their dads funeral
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

Not really, what good would it have done them to be in the public eye before now?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

well no I agree
I meant that it would have been much nicer to have heard or seen them when they are much older, with their dad all happy and smiley
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Was he physically able to smile?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

I agree with both of you.
It's sad that the only reason the world has seen them is from their dad's funerial, it's also sad that they need to be hidden because of cunts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

We've all seen them dangling out of windows before.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

your candle day, my birthday, gosh lizzie today is just FABULOUS.

( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Woop de woo doop doop!
Happy lovely fun day Declan. What have you been up to?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

work!
although I came home to baloons tied around my flat door handle by friends
who had came round during the day. :D
( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

i found a photo of you at yoru birthday party
i did tweet you it, have you seen it, i laughed
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

I have
pffffft
( moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

ill post it on here if you like

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

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       |'-=-'|
       |happy|
       |b3ta |
       | day |
       |T.F.D|
       '.___.'

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Thanks Captain!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

NOPE

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

That Torchwood is still terrible.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Seconded
despite me never having watched it.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)