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Ashes!
Anyone care to join me in some beers, wide rimmed hats, and a monocle?
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
NO.
FOOTBALL LOLS:
www.oleole.com/media/main/podcasts/arsecast/ADE_BROCHURE.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
Not being funny,
but he's one of the shittest players in the premiership, and if Arsenal get 10p for him you should be chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
I really can't stand him.
I don't see why we can't palm him off to Fiorentina in exchange for Melo. Everybody wins that way.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
He's lazy, a massively arrogant twat, and has no consistency.
On his day, he's fantastic, but you can't be at a top team when you only play well once in every 5 games.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
You have never been so right.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
If the rumours are right,
you're willing to sell Fabregas if they meet £40m.

If you do that you'll only have RVP who's an actual footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
And Arshavin.
To be honest, I don't think Fabregas will go this summer. I can't see anyone matching that valuation for a player who was injured for a lot of last season.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
Arshavin is wonderful, but I give it 2 months before he's completely Arsenalled
and refuses to shoot from outside the box, becomes a massive complaining knob end and blacks up and speaks with an african accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
I hate to admit it, but that's at least partially true.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
I think Wenger needs a new assistant manager,
someone who can have a good influence and open up their play a bit more, get it back to how it was during the title winning seasons.

Plus, he could do a Fergie and refuse to speak to the BBC so we don't have to hear his massively hypocritical rants... like the stoke game when RVP assaulted the Stoke keeper, but wenger "did not see" that and instead ranted about how the stoke players hacked arsenal out of the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
You're right there.
I'd also say that we need to look at getting a couple of well established players. Not some youngster from a French team. We need someone who knows the ropes, especially in defence.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
You needed Barry or Palacios

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
and then breaks into a thousand tiny pieces
and we have to listen to Wenger say "it is only a niggling injury, he'll be back in 3 or 4 weeks"

- see also - Rosicky and the last 18 bloody months.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
if you put "non-breakable" in there
I'd have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
because the current rumour mills
suggest that Juve have already bought Melo.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
If you were Melo,
would you even consider arsenal?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
this is awesome :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
people have been trying to ask you, why do you have two accounts here?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
y'see, it's a bit odd, you post as El Guiri then you post as northern wifeb3ta
just not clear as to why, is all
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
are you compensating for being short?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
do you put people who ask about your two accounts on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 ACCOUNTS, YOU TITBOX?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
ffs
im just lazy.. el guiris auto logged in at work...

its for when i get stepped
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
AN ANSWER!
a possible solution: don't do twatty stuff that'll get you stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
What the hell are you talking about?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
Oh well done.
You've completely sodded up our 2-Unlimited tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
There was no way I was going to let it happen anyway.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
Christ! That sounds like fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
Too early for beer,
hats are for gays,
and I'm not proficient in monocle wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
I've already got a superb hat
but it's not sunny round here, so I'll stick with the beers.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
WORST POKEMON EPISODE EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
Yes please!
I love cricket, with the knocking it for 6 and all the crazy outfits
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
Hmm no

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
no

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
no THERE'S NO LIMIT

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
Needs more nos

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
I couldn't be fucked
I'm soooooo not awake yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
Poor show

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
eye nose

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
I'll go for that.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
I'm going to be doing a metric shitload
of "working from home" this week. So yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)