tesco ones

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

I bought a space invaders t-shirt at Tesco
It was £3 in the sale
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

my dress was 13 quid
this is nice. sharing tesco stories and that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

should we all be sharing our tesco stories?

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

i dont see why not.
im not going to tescos tonight but i bet if i did id pick something nice up.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

the only thing i ever buy from tesco is cigarettes and energy drink
what sort of nice things could i be picking up instead?
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

a space invader tshirt or something.
you should ask the forum. people like talking about tescos.
and that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

my question was open to the forum
perhaps i should have made that more explicit in the original post
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

yes i felt it was directed at me
but i think my first answer was sufficient.

tescos is great.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Tesco are massive bastards to work for
Trufax.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I heard if you are late for work, they shoot you in a joint for every late hour

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Nah
Just sack you for getting cancer or make your life a living hell for reporting them to the HSE, that kind of jazz.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

i heard that maximinmus is just an awful employee generally and the information he provides about his experience working
for tesco can't really be relied upon
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

They are also huge tax dodgers but
i'm sure there is no truth to the rumour that they gain plannning permission for some of their stores by backhanders to local councils and by burying their consultation submissions so as to avoid public scrutiny.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Let's all go to Tesco, where rosa buys her best clothes.
NA NAA NAAA NA HEY!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

well yes.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I reckon a tesco is going to open up across the road from me.
I fear i'll lose half my exersize; walking to asda.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

just jog on the spot while you're deciding what to buy

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

He'd be skinny within a week
It took him 2 hours in M&S once to decide what to have for lunch. I'm not even joking.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

he just needs gentle steering is all.
and if that doesn't work you shout at him in the restaurant until he starts to rock and sob and pees his pants
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

it can happen
sometimes i go into a supermarket and never even manage to make a choice, just walk back out
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Sometimes I swing too early for a BLT and end up face planting in the pasta tubs.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Be strong
and go to ASDA anyway. It's what Churchill would have done.
Spirit of the blitz!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

but think of the clothes!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)