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Am I weird?
That girl from the T-Mobile U-Fix ad (you know the one where she's on the phone and knows what's going to happen), gives me TFH.

Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
the fact she is on the phone gives you TH?

or that she knows what is going to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
Just the girl in general

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
Not seen it

any google images?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/VER/469155_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
Too small for my

poorly eyes, meh
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
All I could find
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
The hottest lady in phoneline/broadband adverts
is Alice.
edit: *fwap!* www.alice-dsl.de/opencms/export/de/service_res/downloads/werbemotive/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)
*BOING*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
What about her from the AOL adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
Conny?
Fack orf! She's SO fucking annoying, daft-haired bint that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
Fuck Connie
I like Alice now
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
Alice ist schon. Alice ist schnell.
Alice das geficken Horn mich abgebst!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
Was ist das,
www.b3ta.de/sprechen?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
Ich weisse nicht.
*bumst*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
An attractive model, used in a commercial?
Pretty?

Get away.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)
ha ha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
Yeah but there's something about this one

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
This makes you a 'gay' sir
Now if you'll just bend over while i ram my penis into your anus...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)
I really am starting to worry about you sir

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
a purely hetrosexual activity
when delivered as punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
Roman societal rules sir
The giver isnt the gay, only the reciever
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
"It ain't gay if you're the guy."
As my former cellmate Marigold taught me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
You were both salesmen then?


Edit: Damn your ninja skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
Too slow, me old mucker,
I noticed it as I clicked 'post'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
Damn you!
DAMN YOU TO 4RTHUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
She's nicer looking than normal commercial-fodder
in a realistic way
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
No,
but its probably wrong that bill bailey gives me such a horn..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
that is somewhat worrying
I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
But then you are going out with someone who wants you to fuck him up the arse with a lady strapon

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
A hint of jealousy?

Now you are not the giver?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
*gives*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
whats wrong with that?

(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
How long have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
I'd imagine about 8 inches

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
That's quite some imagination you have there!

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
You should see my cock

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
That's quite an unusual size! I imagine I'd need one of
these to handle it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
Pffft

*macros*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
Better to start of with something more modest
if you're experimenting with strap-ons, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
Having said that, 'SSG In Mary Queen Shocker' isnt exactly unexpected...
www.b3ta.com/talk/627767
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
he is obviously
a gayer, but I suppose you can't do any better
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
And on other an another point
Mrs Baws wants to wax my back. Do you think I should let her?
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
go the whole
hog and get a back sac and crack wax - my friend was on 'the salon' and had it done
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
I AM NOT LETTING HOT WAX NEAR MY BALLS
no no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
bad experience
before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
NO NO NO NO NO
Hot wax + Balls = Something that can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
hairy backs are the unsexiest thing in the world

unless you are a gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
Hmmmm
somebody on b3ta having a fixation with a girl from a T-Mobile ad.

That just took me back a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)