"Flatters the silhouette"?!!
Why can't they just say "makes fatties thin"?
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Because they don't.
No clothes make you thin.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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They can scrunch your guts up at the waist
but fat people still look hideous in them.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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My ex had thousands of pounds worth of them
they're sexy but not very spontaneous in terms of getting them off.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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DING DONG
I love that stuff, the new girlfriend doesn't need a corset for cleavage though, BONUS.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:26,
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I can't tell if she's attractive, cracked out
or attractive because she looks cracked out.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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anyway I am always available for second opinions on underwear
so please forward all photos to my usual email address, this generous offer extends to all female users under 35 with a normal BMI score, anymore just seems patronising.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52,
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Possibly.
Me or TFD. Mod cloth are quite reasonable.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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leave him alone
he is perfect the way he is
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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One day I'll find a girl on here who's prepaired to do Dangermouse and VodkaCoke roll play with me.
I've already got a hawiaan shirt and shaved most my hair off in preperation.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Apparently it's the closest man can come to feeling like a god, and the furthest at the same time.
I reckon I would well like Smack, which is why I would never try it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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I tried smack a few hundred times
but decided it wasn't for me.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:40,
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£295 though.
Jeez, come on. Don't they sell the equivalent in Primark, or can't you make your own out of duct tape and tea towels?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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I know, rip off.
I'd never pay it, just like looking at them.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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tesco pants for men..
"every little helps" hehe
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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