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probs bindun
but Wikipedia just showed me my new favourite street name in it's "Today" article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
I'm looking at knickers:
www.agentprovocateur.com/amanda/info/corset/red
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
I try to,
whenever possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
"Flatters the silhouette"?!!
Why can't they just say "makes fatties thin"?
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
Because they don't.
No clothes make you thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
I hear whalebone corsets can

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
They can scrunch your guts up at the waist
but fat people still look hideous in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
yeah, it always comes out somewhere else.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
My ex had thousands of pounds worth of them
they're sexy but not very spontaneous in terms of getting them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
Well for her.
www.agentprovocateur.com/bassma.html

This bikini is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
DING DONG
I love that stuff, the new girlfriend doesn't need a corset for cleavage though, BONUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
This is more my price range:
www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth%2FWomens%2FSwimwear/Beach+Blanket+Bingo+Retro+Suit
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
I can't tell if she's attractive, cracked out
or attractive because she looks cracked out.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
also my feelings on one pieces is that they are not in enough pieces.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
She does look a bit fucked up, alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
anyway I am always available for second opinions on underwear
so please forward all photos to my usual email address, this generous offer extends to all female users under 35 with a normal BMI score, anymore just seems patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
was it you who posted a while ago a link to lovely old stylee dresses that were quite cheap?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
Possibly.
Me or TFD. Mod cloth are quite reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
Friz is cancelling his wonderbalaclava order as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
leave him alone
he is perfect the way he is
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
Pffft!

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Nice contents
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
One day I'll find a girl on here who's prepaired to do Dangermouse and VodkaCoke roll play with me.
I've already got a hawiaan shirt and shaved most my hair off in preperation.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Sort me out with some meth, I'll be VC.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
Ooo, nice crack pipe. Do you want to see me make a 50/50 speedball?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
I don't know what that means:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
a heroin and cocaine mix, injected straight into the vein, very classy, but verry dangerous, all ways have a friend around

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
Apparently it's the closest man can come to feeling like a god, and the furthest at the same time.
I reckon I would well like Smack, which is why I would never try it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
I just wear really tight jeans and sit down and stand up really fast.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
I tried smack a few hundred times
but decided it wasn't for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
I yam wearing polka dot tarpaulins

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
My knickers are off-white and have skidmarks on them :)

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
That's not a xena outfit.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

Sexy pants!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
Stop ruining my knicker subthread, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
£295 though.
Jeez, come on. Don't they sell the equivalent in Primark, or can't you make your own out of duct tape and tea towels?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
I know, rip off.
I'd never pay it, just like looking at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
Do you pay extra or less for rip-off pants?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
I love nice underwear. Such a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
mines tesco.
i love tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
Primark here, today.
Easy, boys.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
POSH MINE ARE.
Sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
new as well, actually.
FIRST DAY WEARING.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
NEW PANTS
NEW PANTS NEW PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
tesco pants for men..
"every little helps" hehe
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
Hahaha
I hope the next street along is called scratchcock or pisscustard
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
Strokecock Way?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
you stay classy, London.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
Go fuck yourself, London.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
thanks for stopping by, london

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
...right in the babymakers.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
HELLO ESME.
Are you coming to the HB's thing in August now you're back home?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
Probably not, my dear Spangy.
I doubt I'll have cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
boo and another boo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
But who will shout at Easty "EASTY! GRAB MY TITS!" now? :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
*steps up*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
Oh if I must...

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
I want a go now too

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
We'll all get a turn.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
...yay?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
BOO RUBBISH SHITPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
SNAP! THAT'S WHAT I'M WEARING TOO :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
:(
SEND CASH
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
how expensive is it?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
:((((
Maybe there should be an Ireland bash.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
There is!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
WHERE?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
SEE CALENDAR

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
oh bajeezus I CARNT BE ARRSED

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
FUCK OFF SO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
NOBTITS

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
I LOVE LAMP

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
yawn

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
I think Dr.Pref wrote that article
the dirty fecker.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
lols if true

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
Where can you see who wrote an article?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
He said something about it last night I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
Hmmm, I have me doots.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
Ace.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
Good find.
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
other humorous minerals:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analcime
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cementite (like Semen tight)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole
if we allow cyclic organics.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
this is also quite an apt name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draculin
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
fnar fnar

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
did you know that a lake scene in the Skins episode "Naomi" had to be shortened when one of the actors was suspected to have hypothermia?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
is that the one with the probably underage lesbianism?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
i did

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
I do hope they're okay.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)