Oh B3ta/talk.
Mr Flamingoland. He say "NO".
Sign.

And this chip shop always cracks me up.

I also this this sign a few years back in Wales.

Have you seen any amusing signs on your travels?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

yes! yes i have

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/6164.newluck.jpg
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

0_0
??
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

i really have no idea

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

i cant be dealing with all those links
im far too pissed for clicking and all that shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

don't ever bother clicking a link on here
it's all just news and crap
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

thank god youre here
fucking links :((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'd like to fuck your link
RIGHT up the html
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

again?!!!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ye gods women, my source code is sore

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

It's my Birthday, you know
I just had Birthday McDonalds.
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

On your own.
In the corner. Crying into your supersize diet coke.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Yeah.
That's...

That's what I did.

I'm not so sure what to reply here.

I may get a mod to ban you for an hour.

That's what I do, you see.

So I've been told.
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Do you?
Very good.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

You terrible internet swot!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

so what really happened?
i couldn't get anyone to give me a straight answer last night, possibly because nothing actually happened i guess
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

This sounds like the sort of internet intrigue that really makes this place worthwhile.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

*alludes*

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

I'm just going to make shit up and see how much sticks

( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Apparently two of the youngsters on here who are in a sexual relationship
are half brother and sister.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

i've heard that /talk is going to be closed fairly soon

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

A certain member of this board used to drive a tractor
but had to stop as he lost a finger in a PTO accident
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

PTO wanking
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

Apparantly, people did a joke about me whilst I wasn't here
People were banned for a bit
People blamed me, JMG, online
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

oh, fair enough
i was lead to believe that you'd posted info, online, and then people had been banned for commenting on said info
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

No, this did not happen

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

glad to hear that

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

Sounds like I've missed a thrilling 2 weeks.
...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

This is the sort of behaviour that something something something.
It would never have blah blah in the good old blah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

All users over 50,000 are shit, yeah, etc

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

woohooo! I'm shit!

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Clicked, for truth

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

50? 15 more like.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

thats great

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

as a treat?

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

*ducks for cover*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

really pushing the boat out aren't you

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

You are the very height of sophistication and decadence.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

PUB LATER

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Alcopops and a nice clean ben sherman shirt?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Shortay

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm guessing you didn't get a Happy Meal judging by recent rumours.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

He got a big face.
SORRY, I meant Mac... Mac.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Happy birthday!

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

I saw a drive through rent-a-car.
And this img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/DSC00118-1.jpg
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Pfft.
In-your-endo.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Scaffolders often indulge in this kind of thing
there's a Bristol one called Massive Erections.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

The second one amused me

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Willy's harbour view.
Teehee.

I like veiwing willy harbours.

hheheheeeheheheheeheheehhe...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hello Maffers
long time no speak, all good?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Grand.
Except I think I'm back at work tomorrow :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Confirmed: Some people in the Lake District will shoot
anything.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Oddness indeed.
Not my words, the words of Danielle Menage.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

It is an excellent soundbite, isn't it.
Oh, and thank you for my randomburn CD!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Not a problem. I hope at least one track was semi-enjoyable to your ears.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Dear Esther Rantzen and the That's Life team,
Please switch off your time machine as it is leaking bollocks into the 21st century.

Many Thanks,

The Future.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

And now, an interesting misprint that says 'penis'!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

That potato looks almost exactly like Noel Edmonds!
Wait ... wait ... sorry ... that is Noel Edmonds.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

I can't be arsed uploading it
but I saw a shop in Boulogne called "Les Mysteres du Fanny".

With a sign in the window saying "Liquidation Totale".
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

*guffaw*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

There's also an educational establishment in Eton
called the Porny School.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

there is a shop in central Brussels
called "Munters Exchange"

they wouldn't give me anything for a swamp donkey or a ditchpig, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Yeah, loads
One, Two, Three, Four.

ROFL GRAFFITI =/= SIGNS FUCK OFF
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

four made me laugh.

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Four is ace.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

I had chips from the newly opened chip shop in town
they were horrible :(
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Rubbish chip shops are rubbish :(

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

You should have waited a couple of weeks
everybody knows that chips don't taste good until at least one illegal immigrant kitchen worker has died in the deep fat fryer.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

perhaps you've just got awful taste in chips
i say perhaps, i'm pretty sure actually
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

That statement there would be one of the only statements you could make that would draw me into a fight to the death

( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

bring it on,
if by fight to the death, you mean a cordial discussion regarding this misunderstanding
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

I don't like cordial much either
I had some Belvoir stuff the other day and a work thing, not very nice.
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

yeah, it's crap
see, we're all friends again, agreeing about stuff and that
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Bingo Land?
Woo
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

You have to pay?
www.bolloxcomics.co.uk/images/chalkboard.jpg
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

this made me laugh
in a sleazy kind of way

s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff237/tjn-bm/?action=view¤t=lookingforfun.jpg
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)